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SantaBanta Universal Humour for January 6, 2014 Posted: 05 Jan 2014 10:30 AM PST Stupid Girl! More Visuals .. Security Check!!! When I was ready to check out and pay for my groceries the cashier instructed, "Strip down, facing me." Making a mental note so I could complain to my local MP about this unnecessary security rubbish, I did just as she instructed. After the shrieking and hysteria finally subsided, I found out she was referring to how I should position my Credit Card. Nonetheless, I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future. They need to make their instructions a little clearer for seniors. Man, I hate this getting older stuff. More Jokes .. Picture SMS May happiness and blessings surround you as we join together to remember the beloved Guru Gobind Singh Ji and the Beginnings of Khalsa. Happy Gurpurab! Sach Kaho Sun Leho Sabhe; Jin Prem Kio Tin Hee Prabh Paio! All should listen to this truth that only those who love God can realize Him. Happy Gurpurab! ਜ਼ਫ਼ਰਨਾਮਾ ਚੂੰ ਕਾਰ ਅਜ਼ ਹਮਹ ਹੀਲਤੇ ਦਰ ਗੁਜ਼ਸ਼ਤ; ਹਲਾਲ ਅਸਤ ਬੁਰਦਨ ਬ ਸ਼ਮਸ਼ੀਰ ਦਸਤ॥ ZAFARNAMA CHUN KAR AZ HAMEH HEELAT-E DAR GUZASHT; HALAL AST BURDAN B-SHAMSHIR DAST॥ When all the stratagem employed for (solving) a problem are exhausted,(only) then taking your hand to the sword is legitimate. Gurpurab Diyan Lakh Lakh Vadhaiyan! More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS May happiness and blessings surround you as we join together to remember the beloved Guru Gobind Singh Ji and the Beginnings of Khalsa. Happy Gurpurab! Sach Kaho Sun Leho Sabhe; Jin Prem Kio Tin Hee Prabh Paio! All should listen to this truth that only those who love God can realize Him. Happy Gurpurab! ਜ਼ਫ਼ਰਨਾਮਾ ਚੂੰ ਕਾਰ ਅਜ਼ ਹਮਹ ਹੀਲਤੇ ਦਰ ਗੁਜ਼ਸ਼ਤ; ਹਲਾਲ ਅਸਤ ਬੁਰਦਨ ਬ ਸ਼ਮਸ਼ੀਰ ਦਸਤ॥ ZAFARNAMA CHUN KAR AZ HAMEH HEELAT-E DAR GUZASHT; HALAL AST BURDAN B-SHAMSHIR DAST॥ When all the stratagem employed for (solving) a problem are exhausted,(only) then taking your hand to the sword is legitimate. Gurpurab Diyan Lakh Lakh Vadhaiyan! Hindi SMS जो तो प्रेम खेलन का चाव; सिर धर तली गली मेरी आओ। कलगीधर पातशाह श्री गुरु गोबिंद सिंह जी के गुरपुरब की मंगल कामनाएं! सूरा सो पहचानिये जो लरे दीन के हेत; पुर्जा पुर्जा कट मरे कबहूँ ना छाडे खेत। संत सिपाही श्री गुरु गोबिंद सिंह जी के गुरपुरब की मंगल कामनाएं! पिता जिसका था हिन्द की चादर; आप बना वो रक्षक निमानों का; खिड़े माथे जिसने सरबंस वार दिया; वो है गुरु बलिदानियों का; जिसका जीवन था देश और कौम के नाम; यह है साका उसकी कुर्बानियों का। श्री गुरु गोबिंद सिंह जी के गुरपुरब की मंगल कामनाएं! Quotes Without the Name, there is no peace. These friends are united, and will not be separated again, they have been united by the Creator Lord Himself. Serving the True Guru, one finds a lasting peace, the pains of birth and death are removed.

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