SantaBanta Universal Jokes

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for October 16, 2014 Posted: 15 Oct 2014 11:30 AM PDT The Wooden Ball... An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and haircut, but he tells the barber he probably can't get all of his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin. When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years. But he wanted to know what would have happened If he had swallowed that little ball. The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does." More Jokes .. Picture SMS An idea is salvation by imagination. Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. Some people care too much. I think it's called love. More Picture SMS .. Trivia The song 'Ab Tumhare Hawale Watan Saathiyon' in the film by the same name is the longest Hindi film song. The length of this iconic song is 20 minutes and the song is featured in three installments in the film. 25,000,000 of your cells died while you were reading this sentence. Regular consumption of processed meats (bacon, hot dogs, ham, sausage, etc) can lead to a higher risk of prostate cancer. Quotes An idea is salvation by imagination. Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. Some people care too much. I think it's called love.

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