SantaBanta Universal Jokes

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for August 6, 2014 Posted: 05 Aug 2014 11:30 AM PDT If Gods were in IT World Brahma: System installer Vishnu: System operator Shiva: System programmer Narad: Data Transmitter Yama: Deleter Apsara & Rambha: Virus Ganapati: Anti virus Hanuman: E-Mail Chitragupta: Hard Disc Saraswati: Internet explorer Parvati: Mother Board Lakshmi: ATM Factory Whistle An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch whistle blows, two thousand men and women immediately stop work and leave the building. "Your workers, they're escaping!" cries the visitor. "You've got to stop them." "Don't worry, they'll be back," says the American. And indeed, at exactly One o'clock the whistle blows again, and all the workers return from their break. When the tour is over, the manufacturer turns to his guest and says, "Well, now, which of these machines would you like to order?" "Forget the machines," says the visitor. "How much do you want for that whistle?" More Jokes .. Picture SMS Wife: I am not talking to you. Husband: Okay! Wife: Don't you want to know the reason? Husband: No, I respect and trust your decision! Ironically, the fight between the mind and the heart always ends up hurting the liver! No one in this world is rich enough to buy his own childhood and youth back. It's only friends who help to recreate those moments from time to time at no cost! More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS A guy wrote on his Facebook status: Want Wife? 7 girls liked it and 89 men commented: Take Mine! The guy wrote back: I am not asking for it... but I am only enquiring from you whether you want mine! Mobile ek MANDIR hai; Whatsapp uska DEVTA; Group Banane Wala PUJARI; Message Bhejne Wala DANI; Padhane wala BHAKT; Aur Reply Na Karne Wala... . . . . . Bhikhari! Pehle Kehte Thay, Bacha Laik Hona Chahiye; Abb Kehte Hein, Photo Like Honi Chahiye! Hindi SMS कल रात मेरी बीवी ने मुझ से कहा कि तुम तो एक दम ऋतिक जैसे लगते हो। मैंने साफ़-साफ़ बोल दिया कि मेरे पास सिर्फ 400 रुपये हैं। गर्लफ्रेंड को अपनी पलकों पर बिठा लो; दे के ख़ुशी उसके सारे ग़म चुरा लो; प्यार करो उसकी सहेली के सामने इतना कि; उसकी सहेली भी आ कर कहे; . . . . . . . जानू, मुझे भी पटा लो, मुझे भी पटा लो। बड़ी मुद्दत बाद आज फ़ोन पर उसकी आवाज़ सुनी तो दिल ने धड़कते हुए कहा, . . . . . . . जल्दी याद कर कमीने कौन सी वाली है। Quotes I regard no man as poor who has a godly mother. We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another. All things are subject to interpretation whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth.

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