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SantaBanta Universal Humour for October 17, 2014 Posted: 16 Oct 2014 11:30 AM PDT Bus Tours! A group of Canadians were travelling by tour bus through Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through a process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used. She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. These, she explained, were the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produced. She then asked, "What do you do in Canada with your old goats that aren't producing?" A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours." More Jokes .. Picture SMS My ambition is handicapped by my laziness. To be angry is to revenge the fault of others upon ourselves. Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favor. More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS The Selfie Cycle: Take Selfie Examine Selfie Get Self Conscious Erase Selfie Take Selfie Smart Boy+Smart Naari = Affair Jaari Smart Boy+Bewkoof Nari = Paun Bhaari Bewkoof Boy+Bewkoof Nari = Shaadi Ki Tyaari Bewkoof Boy+Smart Nari = Ladka Bhikaari! Life Mein Koi Bhi Takleef Ho... Toh Kisaan Ke Paas Chale Jao. Kyunki... . . . . . . . . . . . Uske Paas 'Hal' Hai! Hindi SMS दिल को सबसे ज्यादा दर्द कब होता है? जब आप मोबाइल चार्जिंग पर लगा कर जाये; . . . . . . . और 2 घण्टे बाद आकर देखें कि बटन तो ऑन किया ही नहीं। कसम से दिल चकनाचूर हो जाता है। आप शीशे को 3 तरह से तोड़ सकते हो। पहला तरीका है, शीशे पर पत्थर मार कर; दूसरा तरीका है, शीशे को ज़मीन पर गिरा कर; तीसरा और सबसे असरदार तरीका... . . . . . . . . . भाई तू खुद ही शीशे के सामने खड़ा हो जा। शीशा खुद ही टूट जायेगा। सिंधी, पठान से: तुम ये ईंट लिए क्यों फिर रहे हो? पठान: वो मैं अपना घर बेचना चाहता हूँ और ये उसका नमूना है। Quotes My ambition is handicapped by my laziness. To be angry is to revenge the fault of others upon ourselves. Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favor.

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SantaBanta Universal Jokes

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for October 16, 2014 Posted: 15 Oct 2014 11:30 AM PDT The Wooden Ball... An old man walks into the barbershop for a shave and haircut, but he tells the barber he probably can't get all of his whiskers off because his cheeks are wrinkled from age. The barber gets a little wooden ball from a cup on the shelf and tells him to put it inside his cheek to spread out the skin. When he's finished, the old man tells the barber that was the cleanest shave he's had in years. But he wanted to know what would have happened If he had swallowed that little ball. The barber replied, "Just bring it back in a couple of days like everyone else does." More Jokes .. Picture SMS An idea is salvation by imagination. Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. Some people care too much. I think it's called love. More Picture SMS .. Trivia The song 'Ab Tumhare Hawale Watan Saathiyon' in the film by the same name is the longest Hindi film song. The length of this iconic song is 20 minutes and the song is featured in three installments in the film. 25,000,000 of your cells died while you were reading this sentence. Regular consumption of processed meats (bacon, hot dogs, ham, sausage, etc) can lead to a higher risk of prostate cancer. Quotes An idea is salvation by imagination. Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it. Some people care too much. I think it's called love.

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