| SantaBanta Universal Humour for October 31, 2016 Posted: 30 Oct 2016 11:30 AM PDT | |  | | | | | | | | | | Recently in Bangalore a couple celebrated their 25th marriage anniversary. They had become famous in the city for not having a single conflict in their 25 years of married life. Media gathered at the occasion to find out the secret of their 'Happy Going Marriage'
A TV reporter was very curious to know the secret and asked the husband, "Sir. It's amazingly unbelievable. How did you make this possible?"
Husband Said, "We are a happy couple since marriage, thanks to our honeymoon trip to Shimla."
TV Reporter aske, "Sir, tell us about it so that all couples can also be happy like you."
Finally husband agreed to reveal the 'secret of the happy marriage'.
"For our honeymoon," recalling his old honeymoon days husband said, "We had been to Shimla. The day after we both went for a horse ride. My horse was pretty okay but the horse on which my wife was riding seemed to be a crazy one. On the way that horse jumped up suddenly, making my wife topple over. Recovering her position from the ground, she patted the horse's back and said: 'This is your first time'.
"She again got on the horse and continued with the ride. After a while, it happened again. This time she again was calm and said: 'This is your second time...' and continued.
"When the horse dropped her a third time, she just took out a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead !!
I shouted at my wife: 'What did you do you psycho. You killed the poor animal. Are you crazy?'
She gave a silent look and said: 'This is your first time!!!'
"That's it. We are happy ever after..." | | एक नया नया शादीशुदा जोड़ा एक बाग में टहल रहा था।
अचानक एक बड़ा सा कुत्ता उनकी तरफ झपटा, दोनों को ही लगा कि ये उन्हें काट लेगा।
बचने का कोई रास्ता न देख पति ने तुरंत अपनी पत्नी को गोद में ऊपर तक उठा लिया ताकि कुत्ता काटे तो उसे काटे न कि उसकी पत्नी को।
कुत्ता बिलकुल नज़दीक आकर रुका, कुछ देर तो भौंका और फिर पीछे की तरफ भाग गया।
पति ने चैन की सांस ली और इस उम्मीद में पत्नी को गोद से उतारा कि पत्नी उसे गले लगाएगी और प्यारा सा छोटा सा किस करेगी।
तभी उसकी तमाम उम्मीदों पर पानी फेरती उसकी बीवी चिल्लाई,
"मैंने आज तक लोगों को कुत्ते को भगाने के लिए पत्थर या डंडा फेंकते तो देखा था पर ऐसा आदमी पहली बार देख रही हूँ जो कुत्ते को भगाने के लिए अपनी बीवी को फ़ेंकने को तैयार था।"
शिक्षा: बीवियों से कभी तारीफ की उम्मीद नहीं करनी चाहिए। | | | | | | बीवी: आप शादी के बाद से बदल गए हो।
पति: मैंने तुझे ही बता दिया था कि मुझे शादीशुदा औरतों में बिल्कुल भी इंट्रस्ट नहीं है। | | | | | | | A bed is like a charger for people! | | | | | | | एक निवेदन:
अब दिवाली बीत गयी है तो पटाके ना छोड़ें, अपने घर वालों से भी मिलवाएं और शादी की बात करें। | | | | | A bed is like a charger for people! | | | | 2 Din Mein Itni Good Wishes Mili Hain WhatsApp Pe Ki...
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Agar 1% Bhi Sach Ho Jaaye Toh By God Ki Kasam, Ambani Bhi Pichhe Reh Jayega! | | | | Dear friends,
I would like to take this opportunity to categorically state that the reports appearing in large parts of the media- both print and electronic - to the effect that my name has been shortlisted by the selection board to succeed Cyrus Misty as the chairman of Tata Sons are unfounded, motivated and spread by my business rivals in order to cause panic, both locally and globally. It's a fact, though, that Ratan Tata did call me a couple of times in recent times; but we never discussed the issue of succession. All that we talked about was whether my Tata Sky connection was working properly now. | | | | बीवी: आप शादी के बाद से बदल गए हो।
पति: मैंने तुझे ही बता दिया था कि मुझे शादीशुदा औरतों में बिल्कुल भी इंट्रस्ट नहीं है। | | | | एक निवेदन:
अब दिवाली बीत गयी है तो पटाके ना छोड़ें, अपने घर वालों से भी मिलवाएं और शादी की बात करें। | | | | हमारे कमीनेपन की हद मत पूछ गालिब,
हम तो बचपन में दोसत को साईकल के आगे बिठाकर,जान बूझकर उसकी ऊंगलियां ब्रेक में भींच दिया करते थे। | | | | Commitment is what transforms a promise into reality. | | | | The flame of the diya, or lamp, reminds us that light will ultimately triumph over darkness. | | | |
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