SantaBanta Universal Jokes

SantaBanta Universal Jokes


SantaBanta Universal Humour for October 17, 2014

Posted: 16 Oct 2014 11:30 AM PDT

Bus Tours!

A group of Canadians were travelling by tour bus through Holland.

As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through a process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used.

She showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. These, she explained, were the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produced.

She then asked, "What do you do in Canada with your old goats that aren't producing?"

A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours."

Picture SMS

My ambition is handicapped by my laziness.

My ambition is handicapped by my laziness.

To be angry is to revenge the fault of others upon ourselves.

To be angry is to revenge the fault of others upon ourselves.

Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favor.

Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favor.

Clean SMS

The Selfie Cycle:
Take Selfie
Examine Selfie
Get Self Conscious
Erase Selfie
Take Selfie

Smart Boy+Smart Naari = Affair Jaari
Smart Boy+Bewkoof Nari = Paun Bhaari
Bewkoof Boy+Bewkoof Nari = Shaadi Ki Tyaari
Bewkoof Boy+Smart Nari = Ladka Bhikaari!

Life Mein Koi Bhi Takleef Ho... Toh Kisaan Ke Paas Chale Jao.
Kyunki...
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Uske Paas 'Hal' Hai!

Hindi SMS

दिल को सबसे ज्यादा दर्द कब होता है?
जब आप मोबाइल चार्जिंग पर लगा कर जाये;
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और 2 घण्टे बाद आकर देखें कि बटन तो ऑन किया ही नहीं।
कसम से दिल चकनाचूर हो जाता है।

आप शीशे को 3 तरह से तोड़ सकते हो।
पहला तरीका है, शीशे पर पत्थर मार कर;
दूसरा तरीका है, शीशे को ज़मीन पर गिरा कर;
तीसरा और सबसे असरदार तरीका...
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भाई तू खुद ही शीशे के सामने खड़ा हो जा। शीशा खुद ही टूट जायेगा।

सिंधी, पठान से: तुम ये ईंट लिए क्यों फिर रहे हो?
पठान: वो मैं अपना घर बेचना चाहता हूँ और ये उसका नमूना है।

Quotes

My ambition is handicapped by my laziness.

To be angry is to revenge the fault of others upon ourselves.

Most of the change we think we see in life is due to truths being in and out of favor.

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