SantaBanta Universal Jokes

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for November 1, 2013 Posted: 31 Oct 2013 11:30 AM PDT True Love!!! More Visuals .. An Ordinary Citizen! A priest who was walking through a small town saw a blackboard outside the front door of a school. It had been washed and put out to dry in the open air. There was a piece of chalk at the foot of the blackboard. The priest took the chalk and wrote in large letters, "I'm a priest and I pray for you all." A lawyer happened to pass next and when he saw what the priest had written, he added under it, "I'm a lawyer and I defend you all." Then, a doctor came by, took the piece of chalk, and wrote on the blackboard, "I'm a doctor and I cure you all." Finally, an ordinary citizen stopped, looked at what the others had written, thought for a few seconds and then added, "I am an ordinary citizen and I pay for you all." What's Baba ji Ka Thullu? Girlfriend: Babaji Ka Thullu is trending. What does it means? Boyfriend: It's 'Nothing' Girlfriend: Why? Tell me na... please... Boyfriend: Arre uska matlab 'kuchh nahi' hota hai. Girlfriend: Bata na bhav kyu kha raha hai? Boyfriend: Bola to 'kuchh bhi nahi' hota hai. Girlfriend: Kaminey, akhiri baar poochh rahi hoon, ek word me chup chap answer de... Boyfriend: Ghanta.... Girl gives him 4-5 tight slaps. Boyfriend: Mujhe maar ke tujhe kya mila? Girlfriend: Kuchh nahi. Boyfriend: Yahi hota hai 'Babaji Ka Thullu' Girlfriend: Sweetu, pahle nahi bata sakte the? More Jokes .. Picture SMS ये रोशनी का पर्व है दीप तुम जलाना; जो हर दिल को अच्छा लगे ऐसा गीत तुम गाना; दुःख दर्द सारे भूलकर सबको गले लगाना; ईद हो या हो दिवाली बस खुशियों से मनाना। हैप्पी दिवाली! Let's venerate the festival of Dhanteras by: Worshiping Lakshmi - the Goddess of Wealth; Buying utensils to savour tasty meals; Investing in Silver and Gold as jewellery; Light a lamp for impending Diwali; Wear new clothes and jewellery; And draw Rangoli designs on pathways including the goddess' footprints to mark the arrival of Lakshmi! Happy Dhanteras! लक्ष्मी जी विराजें आपके द्वार; सोने चांदी से भर जाए आपका घर-बार; जीवन में आयें खुशियाँ आपार; शुभकामनाएं हमारी करें स्वीकार। हैप्पी दिवाली! More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS Let's venerate the festival of Dhanteras by: Worshiping Lakshmi - the Goddess of Wealth; Buying utensils to savour tasty meals; Investing in Silver and Gold as jewellery; Light a lamp for impending Diwali; Wear new clothes and jewellery; And draw Rangoli designs on pathways including the goddess' footprints to mark the arrival of Lakshmi! Happy Dhanteras! Candles to enjoy life; Decorations to light life; Presents to share success; Fire Crackers to burn evils; Sweets to sweeten success; And Pooja to thank God! Happy Diwali! All that I wish for you during this festival of lights is: D: Dazzling lights I: Immense joy W: Windfall A: Abundant peace L: Lavish festivities I: Illustrious life Have a happy, prosperous and blessed Diwali! Hindi SMS ये रोशनी का पर्व है दीप तुम जलाना; जो हर दिल को अच्छा लगे ऐसा गीत तुम गाना; दुःख दर्द सारे भूलकर सबको गले लगाना; ईद हो या हो दिवाली बस खुशियों से मनाना। हैप्पी दिवाली! जीतिए सैमसंग गैलेक्सी S4,माइक्रोवेव फ्रिज,एयर कंडीशन,और एक बम्पर इनाम एक आलीशान घर दुबई में। जितने के लिए कोई भी नुकीली चीज़ से यहाँ स्क्रेच करे और जीते हजारो के इनाम। ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ आप हो सकते है लकी विजेता ! इन दीपों से रोशन आपका जहान हो; पूरा आपका हर एक काम हो; लक्ष्मी की कृपा बनी रहे आप और आपके परिवार पर; धनतेरस आपके लिए बहुत ही भाग्यवान हो। धनतेरस कि हार्दिक बधाइयाँ! Quotes I am not judged by the number of times I fail, but by the number of times I succeed; and the number of times I succeed is in direct proportion to the number of times I can fail and keep on trying. Love is a rose but you better not pick it. It only grows when it's on the vine. Knowledge is like money: to be of value it must circulate, and in circulating it can increase in quantity and, hopefully, in value.

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