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SantaBanta Universal Humour for November 7, 2013 Posted: 06 Nov 2013 10:30 AM PST Shopping Trouble! More Visuals .. Crow Kills! Researchers for the Massachusetts Turnpike Authority found over 200 dead crows near greater Boston recently and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Bird Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was definitely not Avian Flu. The cause of death appeared to be vehicular impacts. However, during the detailed analysis it was noted that varying colors of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws. By analyzing these paint residues it was determined that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with trucks, while only 2% were killed by an impact with a car. MTA then hired an Ornithological Behaviorist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of truck kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviorist very quickly concluded the cause: when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow in a nearby tree to warn of impending danger. They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "Truck." More Jokes .. Picture SMS अध्यापक: पप्पू अभी तक तुमने सवाल हल क्यों नहीं किया? पप्पू: जी, अभी तक मुझे नक़ल करने का मौका ही नहीं मिला। गहरी थी रात लेकिन हम खोये नहीं; दर्द बहुत था दिल में, मगर हम रोए नहीं; कोई नहीं हमारा जो पूछे हमसे; जाग रहे हो किसी के लिए या किसी के लिए सोए नहीं। हर दूरी मिटानी पड़ती है; हर बात बतानी पड़ती है; लगता है दोस्तों के पास वक्त ही नहीं है; आजकल खुद अपनी याद दिलानी पड़ती है। More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS Santa: My in-laws gifted me a car on my 10th wedding anniversary. Banta: What model is the car? Santa: It's not a model; it's a horrible example! Kad Lo Rajaiyan, Nale Kotiyan; Khao Saag Naal Makki Diyan Rotiyan; Thanda Paani Vi Pina Kar Deo Band; Mere Wallon Tahanu Happy Thand! My care for friends will be in my heart and not just in my words; My anger for them will only be in my words and not in my heart! Hindi SMS बंता: अरे यार नाली से बड़ी दुर्गन्ध आती है फिनायल क्यों नहीं छिड़कते? संता: आपको कैसे पता चला दुर्गन्ध आती है? बंता: नाक से। संता (हँसते हुए) बोला: तो आप अपनी नाक में फिनायल क्यों नहीं छिड़कवा लेते? अध्यापक: पप्पू अभी तक तुमने सवाल हल क्यों नहीं किया? पप्पू: जी, अभी तक मुझे नक़ल करने का मौका ही नहीं मिला। चोर (बंदूक तानते हुए) बोला: "जिंदगी चाहते हो तो अपना पर्स मेरे हवाले कर दो। पठान: ये लो। चोर: कितने मूर्ख हो तुम, मेरी बंदूक मे तो गोली ही नहीं थी। पठान: और मेरे पर्स मे भी कहां रुपये थे। Trivia The first mammal to be successfully cloned, Dolly the sheep was named after Dolly Parton! Barbie doll's full name is "Barbara Millicent Roberts". The brain uses more than 25% of the oxygen used by the human body. Quotes To have meaning, our lives require both passion and purpose. A life without passion is like a furnace without fuel, and without purpose, like a ship without a rudder. I envy people that know love. That have someone who takes them as they are. I am thankful to all those who said no to me it's because of them I did it myself.

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