SantaBanta Universal Jokes

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for November 28, 2013 Posted: 27 Nov 2013 10:30 AM PST Santa in Trouble More Visuals .. Why Parents Should Not Text... Mom: Hi! Son, what does IDK, LY, & TTYL mean..? Son: I Don't Know, Love You, & Talk To You Later..! Mom: It's ok, don't worry about it...I'll ask your Sister, Love you too..! Dad: Son, I have a Facebook account now... accept my friend request..! Son: You're on Facebook now..? WTF..!!! Dad: What does WTF mean..? Son: Ohhh...It means, Welcome To Facebook, Dad. Mom: Son, your grandmother passed away an hour ago. LOL! Son: How is that funny, mom..? Mom: What do you mean, Peter... surely it is not funny..! Son: Mom, LOL means: Laugh Out Loud..! Mom: Oh, No! I thought it meant: Lots Of Love... I'll have to call everyone back and explain xU xQ ..!!! Birthday Gift! Sister to her brother: What are you giving to Grandmaa on her birthday? Brother: A Football. Sister: Is age mein? Aur vaise bhi Grandmaa kahan khelti hai? Brother: Mere birthday per jo unhone Bhagavad Gita diya tha uska kya ? More Jokes .. जोर से मार! एक लोहार काफी बूढ़ा हो गया था उसने सोचा कि उसे अपने साथ किसी आदमी को काम पर रख लेना चाहिए। तब उसने संता को बुलाया और अपने साथ काम पर रख लिया संता उससे हर काम से पहले उसके बारे में पूछ लेता। बूढ़ा काफी चिढ़चिढ़ा और सख्त स्वभाव का था उसने संता को कहा कि वह ज्यादा सवाल मत पूछा करे जो उसे कहा जाये उसे चुपचाप किया करे। एक दिन लोहार ने जलती हुई भट्टी से लोहा निकाला और और सन्दान पर रख दिया उसने हथौड़ा उठाया और संता को पकड़ाया और कहा जब मैं अपना सिर हिलाऊँ तो इसे पूरे जोर से मार देना। और बस तब से शहर के लोग किसी नए लोहार की तलाश में है। More Hindi Jokes .. Picture SMS One of the great lessons of history is that people who were absolutely sure they were right... were generally wrong. We tend to see our character flaws as simple defects; and the simple defects of others as character flaws. Lawyer: Your honour, please grant me anticipatory bail. Judge: What have you done? Lawyer: Your Honour, I have hired a new secretary! More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS Santa entered Pappu's room and found him asleep on his books, looking tired of exam studies. He walked closer to him, played with his hair softly, sweetly and BAAAANG!!! slapped his face... and said, . .. ... "Last seen on Whatsapp 2 minutes ago"! Why did the 'maid' run away after washing the utensil? . .. ... .... Because the utensil became 'SHINEY'! Lawyer: Your honour, please grant me anticipatory bail. Judge: What have you done? Lawyer: Your Honour, I have hired a new secretary! Hindi SMS जीतो: तुम्हें शर्म नहीं आती, सड़क पर भी भीख मांगते हो? भिखारी: तो क्या करूं, दफ्तर खोल लूं। संता (अपने बेटे से) बोला: इतने कम नंबर (marks)? 2 थप्पड़ मारना चाहिए। पप्पू: हां, पापा चलो, मैंने उस मास्टर का घर देख रखा है। संता: यार मछलियां सतह पर आकर बाहर की ओर क्यों झांकती हैं? बंता: यह देखने के लिए कि उनकों ललचाई निगाहों से कौन देख रहा है। Trivia It's estimated that at any one time around 0.7% of the world's population is drunk. Each Oscar Award loser receives a consolation bag of goodies. 2013's "goodie bag" was worth about USD 48,000. Quotes One of the great lessons of history is that people who were absolutely sure they were right... were generally wrong. There were gentlemen and there were seamen in the navy of Charles II. But the seamen were not gentlemen, and the gentlemen were not seamen. We tend to see our character flaws as simple defects; and the simple defects of others as character flaws.

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