| SantaBanta Universal Humour for November 22, 2013 Posted: 21 Nov 2013 10:30 AM PST A police car pulls up in front of grandma Cohen's house, and grandpa gets out.
The polite policeman explained, "I came upon this elderly gentleman who said that he was lost in the park and couldn't find his way home. He did, however, know the address, and so here we are. Do you know this gentleman?"
"Of course, officer! It's my Morris!", said grandma Cohen. Turning to grandpa, she said, "Morris ! You've been going to that park for over 30 years! How could you possibly get lost?"
Leaning close, so that the policeman couldn't hear, grandpa whispered, "Shhhh I wasn't lost... I was just too tired to walk home." | | | | | | डॉक्टर: आप बिलकुल मेरी तीसरी बीवी की तरह लग रही हैं।
लड़की: सचमुच! आपकी कितनी बीवियां हैं?
डॉक्टर: दो। | | | | | | | Nothing is old, nothing is new;
It just a matter of point of view;
Enjoy life as happy days are few;
Because if life is like an ocean;
Then happy moments are like dew! | | | | | | | Do not correct a fool as he'll hate you for it.
Instead, correct a wise as he'll appreciate you! | | | | | Jeeto: Yesterday, there were two chocolate cakes in the box and now there's only one. Why?
Pappu: It was so dark in the room that I didn't see the other one! |  | | | McDonalds:
The best place to breakup with your girlfriend. There are no sharp knives, forks or heavy plates and you can always hide behind a fat kid! | | | | Why majority of South Indians have a dark complexion?
Because they watch Sun TV, Surya TV and Udaya TV without Sun Screen lotion! | | | | डॉक्टर: आप बिलकुल मेरी तीसरी बीवी की तरह लग रही हैं।
लड़की: सचमुच! आपकी कितनी बीवियां हैं?
डॉक्टर: दो। | | | | अध्यापक: गर्मियों में होने वाले कौन-कौन से फल हैं जो खट्टे, मीठे होते हैं?
पप्पू: जी परीक्षा फल। | | | | संता की पहली बीवी का रंग काला था तो उसने एक दिन संतरी (Orange) रंग की साड़ी पहनकर पूछा: मैं कैसी दिख रही हूँ?
संता (उसको चिढ़ाते हुए) बोला: जैसे काजल की फैक्ट्री में आग लग गई हो। | | | | We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch tv too much. We have multiplied our possessions but reduces our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living but not a life. We've added years to life, not life to years. | | | | Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle. | | | | There is no chance, no destiny, no fate that can circumvent, or hinder or control the firm resolve of a determined soul. | | | |
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