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SantaBanta Universal Humour for December 23, 2013 Posted: 22 Dec 2013 10:30 AM PST Free Christmas Tree! My son asked me if we could have a tree this Christmas. I told him I didn't want to pay for a tree and that's that. He wouldn't stop asking though, every five minutes he wanted to know why we couldn't have a tree. In the end I grabbed my axe and stormed out of the house. Ten minuted later I returned with an eight foot Christmas tree. "Wow," said my son. "You cut that down quick." "Son," I replied, "I didn't cut it down, I got it from the local shop." He looked puzzled and said, "Why did you take the axe then?" "I told you, I didn't want to pay for a Christmas tree." I Love You! Ek ladka ek ladki ko bahut chahta tha, lekin apne pyaar ka izhaar karne se darta tha. Ek din us ladke ne socha ki chahe jo bhi ho jaaye vo us ladki ko msg kar ke 'I Love You' zaroor kahega aur apne prem ka izhaar karega. Usne raat ko apne mobile pe 'I Love You' likha aur us ladki ke number pe SMS send kar diya. Jaise hi vo sone laga tabhi uske mobile pe ek message aaya lekin usne decide kiya ki vo messages subah uth kar, naha kar, mandir se vaapas aa kar hi message check karega. Raat bhar vo us ladki ke sapne dekhta raha. Isi chakkar mein subah bhi jaldi uth gaya aur nahakar mandir chala gaya. Mandir se aate hi usne mobile uthaya aur message pada. Message the: A/C balance is insufficient. Main bal is Rs. 0.08. Msg can not be send. More Jokes .. Picture SMS Teacher: It has nine eyes, three noses, four mouths and six pair of ears. What is it? Pappu: Ugly! God created me to be your friend. He picked me out from all the rest because He knows... I am well one of the best. Ahem!!! Don't argue with God now! पत्नी: आपके जन्मदिन के लिए इतना मस्त सूट लिया है कि पूछो मत। पति: शुकर है तुम्हें मेरा ख्याल तो आया, लाओ दिखाओ। पत्नी: अभी पहन के आती हूँ। More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS Bowler: I had three catches dropped today. Captain: Yes, but they were all dropped by spectators in the stand! Teacher: It has nine eyes, three noses, four mouths and six pair of ears. What is it? Pappu: Ugly! God created me to be your friend. He picked me out from all the rest because He knows... I am well one of the best. Ahem!!! Don't argue with God now! Hindi SMS पत्नी: आपके जन्मदिन के लिए इतना मस्त सूट लिया है कि पूछो मत। पति: शुकर है तुम्हें मेरा ख्याल तो आया, लाओ दिखाओ। पत्नी: अभी पहन के आती हूँ। शादीशुदा आदमी के लिए 'ए जी, सुनते हो' ऐसा है जैसा कि 'बिग बॉस चाहते हैं'। प्रिय अरविंद केजरीवाल जी, इस ठंड के मौसम में आम आदमी का बिजली बिल तो वैसे ही कम आता है। ठंड के मौसम में हफ्ते में 2-3 दिन नहाने के कारण पानी भी कम खर्च होता है तो 700 लिटर पानी का क्या आचार डालेंगे। अगर आप आम आदमी को कुछ देना ही चाहते हैं तो धूम 3 ‬की महंगी टिकट कम कीमतों में दिलवा दीजिए ताकि इस ठंड के मौसम में अपनी गर्लफ्रेंड के साथ फिल्म तो देख सकें| एक गरीब प्रेमी Trivia In Nova Scotia, Canada. it's against the law to water the grass while it's raining outside. Australia's largest petition (792k signatures), presented on December 04, 2000, was to protest the rise in beer prices! Quotes Last Christmas someone stole my present. I've spent this year living in the past. There are some people who want to throw their arms round you just because it's Christmas, there are other people who want to strangle you just because its Christmas. When will Bollywood go international? When we stop celebrating mediocrity.

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