SantaBanta Universal Jokes

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for February 4, 2014 Posted: 03 Feb 2014 10:30 AM PST Awkward Questions! Santa noticed that Banta was looking depressed, and asked what was wrong. "Well," said Banta, "I ran afoul of one of those awkward questions women ask. Now I'm in deep trouble at home." "What kind of question?" asked Santa. "My wife asked me if I would still love her when she gets old, fat and wrinkly." "That's easy," said Santa. "You just say 'Of course I will.'" "Yeah," said Banta, "That's what I did, except I said 'Of course I DO...'" Rainy Day Laundry Blues Santa jab bhi kapde dhota, baarish ho jaati thi. Ek subah Santa ne dekha ki mausam bilkul saaf hai, aasmaan bilkul clear lag raha tha aur dhoop bhi nikal rahi thi. Usne socha ki aaj kapde dho leta hun. Santa bhagwan ka shukriya kiya aur breakfast kar ke 11 baje dukaan se surf lene ke ghar se nikal pada. Thodi der baad toofan chalna shuru ho gaya, badal bhi garazne lage, aur bijli bhi chamakne lagi. . . . . . . . . . . Tabhi Santa aasman ki taraf muh kar ke bola: Kidhar,... Kahan,...??? Arre nahi prabhu, main toh biscuit lene jaa raha hun.... Aap bhi na.... More Jokes .. Picture SMS Banta: Your cousin, who was trying so hard to get a Government job, what is he doing now? Santa: He's doing nothing. He got the government job! The nominees for the best friend are You. You.. You again... Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! And the winner is . .. ... Me Because I have 'You'! पप्पू की माँ पप्पू को डाँटते हुए, "तू हमेशा ख़राब बच्चों के साथ खेलता है, अच्छे बच्चों के साथ क्यों नहीं खेलता?" पप्पू: कैसे खेलूं, अच्छे बच्चों की मम्मी उन्हें मेरे साथ खेलने से मना कर देती है! More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS Banta: Your cousin, who was trying so hard to get a Government job, what is he doing now? Santa: He's doing nothing. He got the government job! The nominees for the best friend are You. You.. You again... Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu! And the winner is . .. ... Me Because I have 'You'! You don't need to say anything to argue with your wife... she can even argue with your silence! Hindi SMS पप्पू की माँ पप्पू को डाँटते हुए, "तू हमेशा ख़राब बच्चों के साथ खेलता है, अच्छे बच्चों के साथ क्यों नहीं खेलता?" पप्पू: कैसे खेलूं, अच्छे बच्चों की मम्मी उन्हें मेरे साथ खेलने से मना कर देती है! संता एक किलो जलेबी खाने के बाद बोला: भाई थोड़ी चीनी दो। दुकानदार: चीनी क्यों? संता: सोच रहा हूँ, खाने के बाद कुछ मीठा हो जाए! हम दुआ करते हैं खुदा से कि वो आप जैसा दोस्त और ना बनाए; एक कार्टून जैसी चीज़ है हमारे पास, कहीं वो भी आम ना हो जाए! Trivia A feeling of sadness without any cause is called Lypophrenia. Quotes My gosh this is a place with lots of strange people around... but I feel very comfortable here, so I must be one of them. Whenever a negative thought concerning your personal power comes to mind, deliberately voice a positive one to cancel it out. Life is very interesting. In the end, some of your greatest pains become your greatest strength.

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