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SantaBanta Universal Humour for January 28, 2014 Posted: 27 Jan 2014 10:30 AM PST RahulSpeaksToArnab Creates Buzz Rahul - Arnab Interview at Times Now trending on FB and Twiiter... Rahul and Arnab had well rehearsed the interview. The only problem was Arnab changed the sequence of questions. This is like watching 2 different shows. Arnab's questions and Rahul's answers. This show should be re-recorded with the Filmfare awards laughter track. Rahul Gandhi has now said 'empowering women' more number of times than total women population of the country. Kapil Sharma is going to sue Rahul Gandhi for being a threat to his career as a comedian. Q: Price Rise... A: Empower women. Q: 2G A: Empower women. He needs to get married soon to understand about empowered women." Update: Narendra Modi leading 1-0 after self goal by Rahul Gandhi. After Rahul's Interview with Arnab, Kapil Sharma loses his job, from next weekend colors tv will telecast, "ROFL nights with Rahul" If you missed, Rahul Gandhi interview with Arnab will be repeated on Pogo Channel !!! Don't worry if you had a bad day, remember Rahul Gandhi had a so called interview with Arnab! After RG's interview with interview, Congress realised why MMS remains quiet! The similarly between Rahul Gandhi and Namo is that both inspire you to vote for the opposition! A special show of Comedy with Kapil telecast on Times Now with special guest being RG! Moral Victory for Congress: Rahul Gandhi's interview beat the TRP of NaMo's event at Mumbai. ~ Omar Abddullah on Twitter Maybe the idea was to counter Modi Wave with Sympathy Wave for Rahul Gandhi. Rahul Gandhi was behaving like Gutthi. Women-Party Party-Empowerment Empowerment-Youth Youth-RTI System-Women Three little Indian boys in the election zoo; One gave an interview and then there were two. We live in a country where we take our comedians seriously and our politicians as a joke. More Jokes .. Picture SMS Santa: Dude, you were so drunk last night at the party. Banta: No I wasn't. Santa: O ya, you called a taxi to take you home. Banta: I didn't want to get a ticket for being drunk and driving. Santa: The party was at your house! Word Riddle: There is a 7 letter word in the English language in which : The first two letters signify a man; The first three signify a woman; The first four signify a talented man; And the whole word represents a talented woman. What is the word? Dear Cupid, Valentine's day is around. This time, please strike us together! More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS Inspired by "Jai Ho", I decided to do something good. Gathering my courage, I advised 3 people . .. ... .... to avoid watching it! Santa: Dude, you were so drunk last night at the party. Banta: No I wasn't. Santa: O ya, you called a taxi to take you home. Banta: I didn't want to get a ticket for being drunk and driving. Santa: The party was at your house! Wife: Don't you have simple manners. I have been speaking for hours and you keep on yawning. Husband: I'm not yawning... I'm simply trying to say something! Hindi SMS पिंकी कुर्ती सिलवाने दर्ज़ी के पास गयी और बोली, "कुर्ती की बाज़ू नेट वाली बनाना।" दर्ज़ी: 2G या 3G ? टीचर: किसी ऐसी जगह का नाम बताओ जहाँ बहुत सारे लोग हों, फिर भी आप अकेला महसूस करते हो? पप्पू: परीक्षा भवन! वक़्त की क़दर उस शख्स से पूछो, जो बाथरूम के बाहर खड़ा हो और उसे लूस मोशन(Loose Motion) हो, और . .. ... अंदर वाले को 'क़ब्ज़'! Quotes I invented my life by taking for granted that everything I did not like would have an opposite, which I would like. The most important decision you make is to be in a good mood. Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity.

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