| SantaBanta Universal Humour for January 30, 2014 Posted: 29 Jan 2014 10:30 AM PST A British guy walks into a bar in Central London and before he could order his drink, he notices a Sikh man wearing a turban.
Having a personal grudge against sardars, the British guy says loudly to the bartender to the advantage of everyone seated in the bar, "Drinks for everyone in here, except for the Sikh sardar over there."
The first round of drinks were served, and the Sikh guy gives him a smile, gestures to him saying, "Thank you!" in a loud voice.
The British guy is upset and again orders loudly to the bartender to serve another round of drinks to everyone except the Sardar.
The Sardar seems to be unruffled and he continues to smile, and yells back, "Thank you!"
The British guy is mad by now and asks the bartender, "What's wrong with this Sardar? I've insulted him by ordering drinks for everyone but him, and yet he smiles back and keeps thanking me. Has he lost his mind?"
"No, Sir," replies the bartender. "He is the owner of this place." | | | |  | | | | Doctor: Tabiyat kaisi hai ab?
Mareej: Pahle se jyada kharaab hai?
Doctor: Dawai kha li thi?
Mareej: Khali nahi thi bhari hui thi.
Doctor: I mean dawai le li thi?
Mareej: Ji aap hi se toh li thi.
Doctor: Bewakoof dawai pee li thi?
Mareej: Nahi ji dawai neeli thi.
Doctor: Abe gadhe dawai ko pee liya tha?
Mareej: Nahi ji peeliya to mujhe tha.
Doctor: Ullu ke patthe dawai ko khol k muh me rakh liya tha?
Mareej: Nahi aap hi ne to kaha tha ki fridge me rakhna.
Doctor: Abe kya mar khayega?
Mareej: Nahi dawai khaunga.
Doctor: Nikal sale, tu pagal kar dega.
Mareej: Ja raha hun, par phir kab aaun?
Doctor: Kayamat ke baad.
Mareej: Kayamat ke kitne din baad?
Doctor behosh...... | | एक औरत अपने बेडरुम के आईने के सामने खड़ी थी।
वह अपने आपको आईने में देखकर वह बहुत नाखुश थी तभी उसके पति का वहां आना हुआ। वह अपने पति से कहती है,"देखो ना आजकल मै कितनी बुजुर्ग, मोटी और गंदी दिख रही हूं, अपनी ऐसी हालत देखकर तो मेरा मूड ही खराब हो गया है मेरा मूड ठीक करने के लिए मेरी इच्छा है कि आप कम से कम एक बार मेरी तारीफ कर दो।"
उसके पति ने उसकी तारीफ़ करते हुए कहा,"अरे तुम तो कमाल हो इस उम्र में भी तुम्हारी आंखें इतनी अच्छी तरह से देख पाती है"। | | | | | | Pappu: They say we learn from our mistakes.
Bunty: Yeah, quite right.
Pappu: That's why I'm making as many as possible. I'll soon be a genius! | | | | | | | Marriage is not a word, not merely a relationship, It is a silent promise which says "I was" "I am" and "I will be"
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Had to be... with all the politicians of India living in it! | | | | Pappu: They say we learn from our mistakes.
Bunty: Yeah, quite right.
Pappu: That's why I'm making as many as possible. I'll soon be a genius! | | | | When the only 'Light' in my life is suddenly gone... It's time to 'Recharge' my phone's battery! | | | | जानवरों की ख़ासियत:
बंदर - समझदार,
कुत्ता - वफ़ादार,
अब आप आगे मत पड़ना।
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मान जाओ,
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मत पढ़ो,
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गधा - वही करता है जिस काम को मना करो! | | | | बंता: भाई बाल छोटे कर दो।
नाई: कितने छोटे करने हैं साहिब?
बंता: इतने छोटे कि पत्नी के हाथों में ना आ सकें! | | | | महँगी से महँगी घड़ी पहन कर देख ली, वक़्त फिर भी मेरे हिसाब से कभी ना चला। | | | | Faith and belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel. | | | | Faith is the effort to believe what your common sense tells you is not true. | | | | The hands that help are better far than lips that pray. | | | |
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