SantaBanta Universal Jokes

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for June 20, 2014 Posted: 19 Jun 2014 11:30 AM PDT Boys-Out Trip! Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect boys-out trip. Two days before the group is to leave, Rob's wife puts her foot down and tells him he is not going. Rob's friends were very upset that he can't go, but what can they do. Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Rob sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and supper cooking on the fire. "Damn man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?" "Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said, 'Guess who'? "I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose petals all over. She had on the bed, handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did. "And then she said, 'Now you can do what ever you want.' "So here I am....!!!" Moral: Never deny a man meeting his friends!!! More Jokes .. संता की उदासी का कारण! संता बार में गया तो बार टेंडर ने उसे पूछा, "क्या लोगे आज?" संता: बस एक बियर। बार टेंडर: क्या हुआ? आज तुम कुछ ठीक नहीं लग रहे, इतने उदास क्यों हो? संता: मेरा मेरी बीवी से झगड़ा हो गया था, उसने मुझे कहा कि वो एक महीने तक मुझसे बात नहीं करेगी। बार टेंडर: फिर उसमे क्या दिक्कत है? संता: आज एक महीना पूरा हो गया। More Hindi Jokes .. Picture SMS He who sings scares away his woes. Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything. Some people have lives; some people have music. More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS Missed Call To Ek Bahana Hai; Irada To Aapka Ek Lamha Churana Hai; Aap Chahe Humse Baat Karo Ya Na Karo; Aap Ki Yadon Mein Humara Ana Jana Hai! A doctor got a call from a woman, "My husband just swallowed the aspirins, what shall I do?" The doctor replied, "Give him a headache, what else?" Whoever snuck the letter 's' in "Fast Food" must have been a very clever person! Hindi SMS लड़के ने फेसबुक पर लड़की को Friend Request भेजी। लड़की: कौन हो तुम? लड़का: हसरत तुम्हारी। लड़की: चाहते क्या हो? लड़का: मोहब्बत तुम्हारी। लड़की: पछताओगे तुम। लड़का: किस्मत हमारी। लड़की: शादीशुदा हूँ मैं। लड़का: तो Status से Single हटा, मनहूस नारी! धोखा मिला जब भी प्यार में जिंदगी में उदासी छा गई; सोचा था छोड़ देंगे इस राह-ए-मोहब्बत को पर . . . . . कमबख्त फिर एक नए नंबर से "मिस कॉल" आ गई। लड़कियां बहुत ज्यादा शो ऑफ करती हैं।तीन सौ रुपए की सैंडल खरीदती हैं और घर पहुँचते ही शोर मचाती हैं - "शॉपिंग करके आयीं हैं।" . . . . . और हम हज़ार रुपए की दारू पी कर आते हैं फिर भी घर पहुँच कर चुपचाप सो जाते हैं। Trivia Alan Shepard's longest golf shot on the lunar surface in 1971 only traveled about 50 feet. Quotes Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. He who sings scares away his woes. Music gives a soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination and life to everything.

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