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SantaBanta Universal Humour for June 22, 2014 Posted: 21 Jun 2014 11:30 AM PDT Funny Comments Sarthak Agarwal topped HSC by scoring 99.6%. These are the comments he got for the page that published it on facebook. Don't blame me if you die laughing.... 1. Don't publish this fact in newspaper. We have parents to answer. 2. Itna toh mere phone ka battery bhi charge nahi hota... 3. Ye ladka kalpanic hai iska vastavikta se koi sambandh nahi hai. 4. Badhai ho... par aaj 8 saal ho gaye mere XII ke results ko, aaj fir daant padi. 5. Apsara pencil se likha hota to 0.4% bhi mil jate....... extra marks for good hand writing. 6. Tu roadie nahi banega... You dont give ur 100% - Raghu 6. Mere pure graduation ke 3 saal ka total bhi itna nai jitna tu ek exam mein laya hai... 7. Not a big deal... His tutor is Rajnikant. 8. Congrats dude, you are the reason my parents have so many expectations. 9. Itna toh dettol bhi kitanu nahin maarta... 10. See Sarthak, I don't know what tough times you would hav gone through... lekin beta is tarah se padhaai pe gussa nahi nikalte...!!! 11. Main toh agar apna paper khud check karta toh bhi itna marks nahi la paata. FIFA World Cup 2014 WhatsApp Group Spain has left the group Australia has left the group Cameroon has left the group England has left the group Mexico is typing message Croatia: typing message Cote D'Ivoire: typing message Argentina recording Audio Brazil recording Audio Netherland is online Chile is online Pakistan blocked India last seen.... More Jokes ..

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