| SantaBanta Universal Humour for March 8, 2017 Posted: 07 Mar 2017 10:30 AM PST A trucker stopped at a local Denny's restaurant and placed his order.
He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards."
The new blonde waitress didn't want to appear stupid so she went to the kitchen and asked the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is... an auto parts store?"
"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is for two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are two slices of crisp bacon. It's a special trucker version of our 'Grand Slam Breakfast'."
"Oh, Okay." said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.
The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?"
She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!!" | | | | | | On this Women's Day, remember that as a woman, all life springs from you. So look at the world and smile. For without you, there would be no life.
Happy Women's Day! | | | | | | | You've faced adversity through resilience and you have resolved your problems by means of a smile and you've obscured your tribulations in your heart. All I wish for you is to be happy today and forever.
Happy Women's Day! | | | | | | | A graceful woman gets strength from troubles, smiles when distressed and grows even stronger with prayers and hope.
Wishing you a very Happy Women's Day! | | | | | On this Women's Day, remember that as a woman, all life springs from you. So look at the world and smile. For without you, there would be no life.
Happy Women's Day! |  | | | You've faced adversity through resilience and you have resolved your problems by means of a smile and you've obscured your tribulations in your heart. All I wish for you is to be happy today and forever.
Happy Women's Day! | | | | A graceful woman gets strength from troubles, smiles when distressed and grows even stronger with prayers and hope.
Wishing you a very Happy Women's Day! | | | | स्वयं को पहचान, तुझ में शक्ति अपार है;
स्वयं को नमन कर और आगे बढ़ चल;
ठोकर मार उसे जो तेरा सम्मान करना न जाने;
बढ़ चल, बढ़ चल, नई राहें तेरा रस्ता तके हैं;
तेरे आंचल में हैं अपार खुशियां, क्योंकि सिर्फ आज नहीं हर रोज़ तेरा दिन है।
महिला दिवस की शुभ कामनायें! | | | | मुस्कराकर, दर्द भुलाकर,
रिश्तों में बंद थी दुनिया सारी,
हर पग को रोशन करने वाली,
वो शक्ति हैं एक नारी।
महिला दिवस की शुभ कामनायें! | | | | दुनिया की पहचान है औरत;
दुनिया पर एहसान है औरत;
हर घर की जान है औरत;
बेटी, माँ, बहन, भाभी बनकर,
घर-घर की शान है औरत;
ना समझो इसको तुम कमज़ोर कभी, ये है रिश्तों की डोर;
मर्यादा और सम्मान है औरत।
महिला दिवस की शुभ कामनायें! | | | |
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