SantaBanta Universal Jokes

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for March 2, 2017 Posted: 01 Mar 2017 10:30 AM PST Struggles of Being A Boyfriend More Visuals .. A Skydiving Tip I volunteered recently to perform a parachute jump for charity. On our first day of training, the instructor made an important point about preparing for landing at 300 feet. "How do you know when you're at 300 feet?" asked one woman. "A good question," replied the instructor. "At 300 feet you can recognize the faces of people on the ground." The woman thought about this for a while before saying, "What happens if there's no one there I know?" More Jokes .. Picture SMS Santa: I like to show my wife who's boss in our house. Banta: Wow! But How? Santa: By holding a mirror up to her face! Pro Tip: You should argue with your wife only when she is not around! In today's era, the only person living life on her terms and conditions is the maid! More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS Santa: I like to show my wife who's boss in our house. Banta: Wow! But How? Santa: By holding a mirror up to her face! Pro Tip: You should argue with your wife only when she is not around! In today's era, the only person living life on her terms and conditions is the maid! Hindi SMS आज की तारीख़ में कोई अगर सुखी है तो वह है शशिकला का पति.. . करोड़ों रुपयों के कारोबार, सैकड़ों कंपनी, सरकार में ऊँचे रसूख़ और तो और पत्नी भी ज़ेल में! आज सुबह से ही मेरे मित्र लिख रहे हैं... " जो अमृत पीते हैं उन्हें देव कहते हैं और जो विष पीते हैं उन्हें महादेव कहते हैं!" अरे भाई... जो रोजाना दोनों ही चीज़ थोड़ा थोड़ा करके पीते हैं उन्हें भी तो पतिदेव कहते हैं! किसी कागज पर वजन रखो तो वो अपनी जगह से नहीं हिलता। ~ न्यूटन पर सरकारी कागज पर वजन रखो तो वो तेजी से हिलता है। ~ न्यूटन का चचेरा भाई टनाटन! Quotes It is easy to love the people far away. It is not always easy to love those close to us. Bring love into your home for this is where our love for each other must start.

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