SantaBanta Universal Jokes

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for March 11, 2017 Posted: 10 Mar 2017 10:30 AM PST A Oxymoron by a Moron More Visuals .. Toilet Sink After a night on the town, a young woman brought a new friend home for a late-night drink. "You can't make any noise," she warned him. "My parents are upstairs and if they find out they'll kill us." Things started getting heated on the sofa, but after a while alcohol got the better of the man. "I have to go," he said. "Well you can't go upstairs. The bathroom is right next to my parents' bedroom," she replied. "Use the kitchen sink." So he dutifully retired to the kitchen. a paper towel?" More Jokes .. Picture SMS Counting to ten after someone pisses you off gives you time to think of somewhere to bury him! Sorry if I didn't reply to your text, I wasn't able to find a response that would keep you from sending another! Santa: Son, you should do hard work because hard work never killed anyone. Pappu: I know Dad, but why take a chance? More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS Counting to ten after someone pisses you off gives you time to think of somewhere to bury him! Sorry if I didn't reply to your text, I wasn't able to find a response that would keep you from sending another! Santa: Son, you should do hard work because hard work never killed anyone. Pappu: I know Dad, but why take a chance? Hindi SMS लड़की अपने बॉयफ्रेंड से: मेरी शादी तय हो गयी है। क्या तुम मेरी शादी में आओगे? लड़का: पगली हम 20-20 कि.मी. तक भंडारे नहीं छोड़ते, यहाँ तो शादी का खाना है। उस पति को भी परमवीर चक्र मिलना चाहिए जो... . . . . . . . पत्नी के मुँह पे कह देता है, आज खाना अच्छा नहीं बना है। लड़का परफ्यूम लगा के बस में चढ़ा तो लड़की ने कम्मेंट किया, "आजकल फिनायल का इस्तेमाल ज़्यादा होने लगा है।" लड़का: फिर भी मक्खियाँ पीछा नहीं छोड़ती। Quotes If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

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