SantaBanta Universal Jokes

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for May 4, 2014 Posted: 03 May 2014 11:30 AM PDT Computer Humor! What does a baby computer call his father? Data. What is a computer`s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What happened when the computer fell on the floor? It slipped a disk. Why was there a bug in the computer? It was looking for a byte to eat. What is a computer virus? A terminal illness. To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer. Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes. The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord. Daru ki vajah! Daru ki vajah se barbaad hue ek sharabi ne kasam li aur ghar se daru ki khali bottles phainkne laga... 1st bottle phainkte hue bola: Teri vajah se meri naukri gayi... 2nd bottle phainkte hue bola: Teri vajah se mera ghar bik gaya... 3rd phainkte hue bola: Teri vajah se meri biwi chali gayi... Jab usne 4th bottle uthaai toh woh bhari hui nikli. Sharaabi us bottle ko utha ke bola: Tu side mein hoja pagli, tu to bekasur hai.... More Jokes ..

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