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SantaBanta Universal Humour for October 25, 2016 Posted: 24 Oct 2016 11:30 AM PDT A Baby Croc Just look how instinctively the mother crocodile carries the baby Croc gently in her mouth. More Visuals .. How High Will They Go ? A kangaroo at the Sydney zoo kept getting out of his enclosure every night. Knowing that mature kangaroos could hop very high, the zoo officials replaced the eight-foot fence with a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. They tore down the ten-foot fence and put up a fifteen-foot fence. He was out again the next morning. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think they'll go?" The kangaroo said, "About a thousand feet, unless somebody thinks to lock the gate at night!" More Jokes .. Picture SMS अगर समाजवादी पार्टी छोटे-छोटे राजनीतिक दलों में टूट जाए तो उनके चुनाव निशान होंगे: टायर टयूब हैंडल पैडल चेन और घंटी! आज का ज्ञान: जेब में लक्ष्मीकांत हो तो ज़िंदगी प्यारेलाल बन ही जाती है। लोगों के लिए छोटे बच्चे की चड्डी और WhatsApp दोनों बराबर है क्योंकि थोड़ी-थोड़ी देर में दोनों को चेक करना पड़ता है, कि कुछ आया तो नहीं। More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS Girl: Do you like chocolates? Pappu: Yes. Girl: Which one is your favourite? Pappu: Koi Khilaye to Lindt, Khud Khareed Kar Khaani Ho To Wahi Dairy Milk! Pretty People: Am I beautiful? Me: Sure as hell you are. Ugly People: Am I beautiful? Me: Everyone is beautiful. We are all children of God! Your decision to get married proves you are not ready to make important decisions in life! Hindi SMS अगर समाजवादी पार्टी छोटे-छोटे राजनीतिक दलों में टूट जाए तो उनके चुनाव निशान होंगे: टायर टयूब हैंडल पैडल चेन और घंटी! आज का ज्ञान: जेब में लक्ष्मीकांत हो तो ज़िंदगी प्यारेलाल बन ही जाती है। लोगों के लिए छोटे बच्चे की चड्डी और WhatsApp दोनों बराबर है क्योंकि थोड़ी-थोड़ी देर में दोनों को चेक करना पड़ता है, कि कुछ आया तो नहीं। Quotes The present moment is the only moment available to us and it is the door to all other moments. Spirituality does not come from religion. It comes from our soul.

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