| SantaBanta Universal Humour for October 5, 2016 Posted: 04 Oct 2016 11:30 AM PDT | | | Big-bang start for festive season online sales... | | | | A nun walks into a liquor store and asks for a bottle of whisky.
The owner is shocked, "I'm sorry, Sister, but I'm a good church-going man. I simply can't sell liquor to a nun."
The nun blushes a little, looks around nervously, then leans forward to whisper, "It's for Mother Superior's constipation."
"Oh, well, that's a different story," the owner says.
He wraps up a bottle of his best and hands it to her, waving away her attempt to pay for it.
On his way home, he walks past the convent and sees the nun, drunk as a skunk, doing cartwheels on the lawn.
He runs up to her, "Shame on you, Sister... how could you? You said the whisky was to help your Mother Superior's constipation!"
"It will, it will," the nun mutters. "When she sees me, she's just going to shit!" | | | | | | सारी फिज़िक्स को हिला डाला।
टीचर: कौन सा लिक्विड और सॉलिड मिक्स करने पर गैस बनती है?
पप्पू: राजमा-चावल! | | | | | | | Anyone who says time flies has obviously never been on a treadmill! | | | | | | | Pakistan Mein Doosra Sabse Zyada Bola Jaane Wala Angrezi Shabd: "Surgical Strike".
Pehla Abhi Bhi Wahi Hai: "Our Boys Played Well"! | | | | | Anyone who says time flies has obviously never been on a treadmill! |  | | | Pakistan Mein Doosra Sabse Zyada Bola Jaane Wala Angrezi Shabd: "Surgical Strike".
Pehla Abhi Bhi Wahi Hai: "Our Boys Played Well"! | | | | I believe in Karma which means I can do bad things to people all day long and just assume they deserve it! | | | | सारी फिज़िक्स को हिला डाला।
टीचर: कौन सा लिक्विड और सॉलिड मिक्स करने पर गैस बनती है?
पप्पू: राजमा-चावल! | | | | लड़कियाँ दो तरह की होती हैं:
एक तो मायूस हो जाती हैं जब माँ कहे, "जब ससुराल जाएगी तो दिमाग ठिकाने आ जाएगा।"
दूसरी वो जो पलट के जवाब देती हैं, "किसका, मेरा या ससुराल वालों का।" | | | | चूहे को लगी बिल्ली गोरी-गोरी,
दोनों लगे मिलने चोरी-चोरी;
चूहा बोला, "आओ खेलें आँख मिचौली।"
बिल्ली चूहे को खा कर बोली, "Jaanu Sorry I Hate Love Story!" | | | | You have beautiful words inside you. You have music, you have compassion, love, laughter, wisdom, beauty and intelligence. It's time to set them free. | | | | I don't know what today will bring, I don't know what tomorrow will bring, I don't know what next week, month, or year will bring. All I know is that I'm grateful for what life brings me now. | | | |
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