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SantaBanta Universal Humour for October 13, 2016 Posted: 12 Oct 2016 11:30 AM PDT It's Urgent Tina More Visuals .. Men Are So Simple Women are fickle minded. At 18, they want handsome men. At 25, they want successful men. At 30, they want sensible men. At 40, they want mature men. Men are very simple. At 18, they want pretty young girls. At 25, they want pretty young girls. At 30, they want pretty young girls. At 40, they want pretty young girls. At 50, they still want pretty young girls. See... Men are so simple minded. Things Are Changing Have you witnessed few things suddenly getting changed in your life only in a span of 1 or 2 decades Curds became Yogurt! Biscuits became cookies! Sweet became Dessert! Washerman became Housekeeper! Rupees became bucks! Housewife became homemaker! Waiting area became Lobby! Lift became elevator! Toilet became rest room! Husband became Hubby! Wife became Honey! Doctor became Doc! Teacher became Faculty! Dosa became pancake! Coffee became cappuccino! Cake became Pastry! Scent became Perfume! Taxi became cab! Building became mall! Theatre became multiplex!!! Song became number! Dancer became item girl!!! Man became dude! Photo became pic! Biodata became Resume! Oh God became Omg! More Jokes .. निशाना चूक गया! एक बार एक आश्रम में एक गुरु अपने शिष्यों को धनुष बाण चलाना सिखा रहा होता है, जिसमे से एक शिष्य निशाना लगता है परन्तु उसका निशाना चूक जाता है। शिष्य: साला निशाना चूक गया। गुरू: आश्रम मैं अपशब्द बोलना मना है अब मत बोलना। शिष्य दोबारा निशाना लगता है और उसका निशाना फिर से चूक जाता है। शिष्य: साला निशाना चूक गया। गुरु: मैंने तुम्हे मना किया था फिर भी तुमने अपशब्द बोला, अब यदि तुमने फिर से यह अपशब्द बोला तो एक आकाशवाणी होगी और आकाश से एक बाण निकलेगा जो तुम्हारी आँख फोड़ देगा। शिष्य तीसरी बार निशाना लगता है और तीसरी बार फिर उसका निशाना चूक जाता है। शिष्य: साला फिर निशाना चूक गया। तभी अचानक बिजली कडकती है और आकाश से एक बाण निकल कर गुरु की आँख मैं जाता है और साथ ही आकाशवाणी होती है; आकाशवाणी: साला निशाना चूक गया। More Hindi Jokes .. Picture SMS I exercised once but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous! Your childhood ends the day you realise that sleep is a reward and not a punishment! My wife was too beautiful for words... but not for arguments! More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS I exercised once but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous! Your childhood ends the day you realise that sleep is a reward and not a punishment! My wife was too beautiful for words... but not for arguments! Hindi SMS चावल देखते समय कंकर पत्नी को भले नज़र ना आये, पर साला शर्ट पर चिपका किसी महिला का बाल उसे 20 फुट दूर से चौखट में घुसते ही दिख जाता है। ऐसा नहीं की सच्चा प्यार करना ही कठिन है, अंग्रेजी में "Could" और "Would" का सही उपयोग करना और भी कठिन है। शादी में डीजे वाला अचानक बेहोश होते-होते बचा, क्योंकि एक लड़की ने फरमाइश की "भैया कोई पतंजलि का रिमिक्स हो तो बजाइये" जो कानों के लिए हैल्दी हो। Quotes Humans are not machines we are something more. We have feeling and experience. Material comforts are not sufficient to satisfy us. When we experience our own desire for transformation, we are feeling the universe evolving through us.

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