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SantaBanta Universal Humour for November 16, 2016 Posted: 15 Nov 2016 10:30 AM PST Hair Force One! The President`s Plane will now be known as `Hair Force One` More Visuals .. Confession Code There was an old Priest who got sick of all the people in his Parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, "If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit !" Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen". This seemed to satisfy the old Priest and things went well, until the Priest died at a ripe old age. About a week after the new Priest arrived. He visited the Mayor of the town and seemed very concerned. The Priest said, "You have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen." The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new Priest about the code word. Before the Mayor could explain, the Priest shook an accusing finger at the Mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about, your wife fell three times this week !" More Jokes .. संता और बंता का बिजनेस! संता और बंता कोई बिजनेस शुरू करने कि सोच रहे थे बहुत चर्चा के बाद उन्होंने ये फैसला किया कि होटल का बिजनेस शुरू करते है! उन्होंने होटल चलाने के लिए पहले एक अच्छी सी जगह देखी और फिर स्टाफ और अन्य सामग्री जो होटल के लिए आवश्यक होती है सब का प्रबंध किया फिर होटल का उदघाटन किया और काम शुरू कर दिया वो ग्राहकों का इन्तजार करने लगे एक दिन दो दिन... लगातार ऐसे ही 7 दिन बीत गए पर उनके पास कोई ग्राहक नहीं आया... जानते है क्यों? क्योंकि होटल के प्रवेशद्वार पर लिखा था 'आगंतुकों का' आना मना है (विजिटर्स नॉट अलाउड)! होटल का बिजनेस असफल होने के बाद उन्होंने फिर नया बिजनेस शुरू किया ऑटो गैराज का! उन्होंने गैराज को बहुत बढ़िया सजाया, गाड़ियों के स्पेयर पार्ट और दूसरे यंत्र एकत्रित कर, उन्होंने जल्दी ही गैराज का काम शुरू कर दिया वो चाहते थे कि उनके गैराज के बाहर बहुत सी गाड़ियाँ आये पर लगातार 7 दिन तक उनके गैराज में एक भी गाड़ी नहीं आयी... जानते है क्यों? क्योंकि उनका गैराज बिल्डिंग की पहली मंजिल पर था! More Hindi Jokes .. Picture SMS Donald Trump is next President but the biggest winner is Melania Trump. She can now call herself The First Lady instead of The Third Wife! A joint account is never overdrawn by the wife... It is under deposited by the husband! If you have too many women in your life, you are successful like Mr. Trump. If you have no woman in your life then also you are successful like Mr. Modi. Real problem is for those who have only one woman in life! More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS Donald Trump is next President but the biggest winner is Melania Trump. She can now call herself The First Lady instead of The Third Wife! A joint account is never overdrawn by the wife... It is under deposited by the husband! If you have too many women in your life, you are successful like Mr. Trump. If you have no woman in your life then also you are successful like Mr. Modi. Real problem is for those who have only one woman in life! Hindi SMS एक कस्टमर चिकन खरीदने पहुंचा और दुकानदार से बोला, "भाई साहब 1 किलो चिकन देना।" इतने में मुर्गा बोला, "भाई साहब खुल्ले हैं तभी कटवाना मुझे। कभी 500, 1000 के चक्कर में मरवा दो मुझे।" जो महिलाएँ आंटी बोलने पर चिढ जाया करती थी, आज वो सीनियर सिटीजन बन कर बैंकों की लाइनों में घुस रही हैं। आज-कल ज़्यादा खुश दिखना भी ठीक नहीं है; लोग गरीब समझ लेते हैं। Quotes Where there's life there's hope, The source of this phrase and how to use it. Never try to maintain relations in your life. Just try to maintain life in your relations.

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