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SantaBanta Universal Humour for November 26, 2016 Posted: 25 Nov 2016 10:30 AM PST Use Restrooms! More Visuals .. Upset Stomach Ek Bar Santa Apni Girlfriend Ke Ghar Dinner Par Gaya. Us Din Santa Ka Pet Kuch Kharab Tha, Phir Bhi Table Par Shaandar Dinner Rakha Dekh Ke Uske Muh Mein Pani Aa Gaya Aur Santa Ne Daba Kar Dinner Kiya. Thodi Der Ke Baad Santa Ke Pet Mein Gud-Gud Shuru Ho Gayi Aur Pad Ki Awaaz Aayi... Poooooooo.... Saare Logo Ne Santa Ki Taraf Dekha Aur Uske Baad Santa Ke Paas Baithe Hue Ladki Ke Kutte Tommy Ki Taraf Dekha. Ladki Ka Baap: Tommy...! Chalo Bhago Yaha Se. Tommy Wahi Baitha Raha. Santa Ne Socha Chalo Achchha Hua Kisi Ko Pata Nahi Chala Aur Ilzam Tommy Pe Lag Gaya. Do Minute Baad Santa Ne Phir Pad Diya... Poooooo.... Ladki Ka Baap Gusse Me Bola: Tommyyyyy, Maine Kaha Jao Yahan Se. Santa Phir Se Bahut Khush Hua. Girlfriend Ne Bhi Santa Ki Taraf Dekha Aur Phir Tommy Ko Dekh Ke Boli: Ye Kutta Bhi Na. Tommy... Chalo Jao, Hato Santa Ke Paas Se. Thodi Der Baad Phir Se Santa Ke Pet Ne Saath Chhod Diya Aur Ab Ki Baar Ka Poooo Kuch Zyada Hi Tez Aawaz Se Nikla Pooooooooooooo....... Ladki Ka Baap: Oye Tommy.... Kab Se Kah Rahe Hain Ki Jao Yahan Se... Jaata Kyun Nahin... Jab Wo Tere Upar Potty Kar Dega Tab Hatega Kya Wahan Se....???? More Jokes .. Picture SMS Why don't blind people go skydiving? Because it scares the shit out of their dogs! Opportunities in my life are like those little kids who knock on the door in the night for fun and then run away! Childhood is just the 'free trial' edition of life. When it ends, you have to pay for the full version or else you'll lose everything! More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS Why don't blind people go skydiving? Because it scares the shit out of their dogs! Opportunities in my life are like those little kids who knock on the door in the night for fun and then run away! Childhood is just the 'free trial' edition of life. When it ends, you have to pay for the full version or else you'll lose everything! Hindi SMS पप्पू: नोट के पास भी बंदी है और मेरे पास नहीं। ~ भयानक सिंगल! खून में तेरे बैंकिंग, बैंकिंग में तेरा खून। नीचे Public, ऊपर Modi बीच में तेरा जुनून। लड़कियाँ एक-दूसरे को गिफ्ट देती हैं, परफ्यूम, इयरिंग्स, ड्रेस, फूल, चॉक्लेट्स। और लड़के? यह ले भाई लड़की का नंबर, मेरा नाम नहीं आना चाहिए बस।

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