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SantaBanta Universal Humour for November 18, 2016 Posted: 17 Nov 2016 10:30 AM PST When Zucchini Comes to Punjab The Punjabi dialect didn`t even spare poor Zucchini once it`s been to Ludhiana. More Visuals .. IMA on Demonetisation The Indian Medical Association has weighed the demonetization high value notes and this is what they have to say: The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The Gastroenterology had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but the neurologists thought the Government had a lot of nerve. The Obstetricians felt they were all labouring under a misconception. Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted. Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, Grow up!" The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. The Surgeons were fed up with the cuts and decided to wash their hands of the whole thing. The ENT specialists didn't swallow it, and just wouldn't hear of it. The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face on the matter...." The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no. The Pediatricians thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea. In the end, the Proctologists won, leaving the entire decision up to the a***holes in Government. More Jokes .. आज का राशिफल: 1 मेष - आज भी बैंक की लाइन में धक्के खाएगा 2 वृषभ - 2000 का नया नोट गुम हो जाएगा 3.मिथुन- बीवी से गुप्त धन मिलेगा 4 कर्क - बैंक की लाइन में पहलवान से झगड़ा होगा 5 सिंह - मैनेजर धक्के देकर बैंक से बाहर निकालेगा 6 कन्या - 2000 का नया नोट आकस्मिक फट जाएगा। 7 तुला - बैंक की लाइन में खड़े खड़े स्वास्थ्य खराब होगा। 8 वृश्चिक - एटीएम धोखा देगी 9 धनु,- मकान और प्रतिष्ठान पर पुलिस की रेड पड़ेगी। 10 मकर - खुल्ला मांगने वाले परेशान करेंगे। 11. कुम्भ - पाप का घड़ा फूटेगा। 12. मीन - लाइन में खड़े खड़े प्रेम प्रसंग बढ़ेगा। More Hindi Jokes .. Picture SMS न वफ़ा का ज़िक्र होगा, न वफ़ा की बात होगी; अब मोहब्बत जिससे भी होगी, रुपये ठिकाने लगाने के बाद होगी। (कवि टेंशन में है) 4500 लेने के बाद ऊँगली पर स्याही, 50,000 लेने पर बैंक में नाई बिठा दो, सिर पे उस्तरा लगाने के लिए। 2 महीने तक छुट्टी। Do you know why India's Test captain Virat Kohli impressed by the government's move on DeMonetisation? Because it is a PayTM series! More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS Do you know why India's Test captain Virat Kohli impressed by the government's move on DeMonetisation? Because it is a PayTM series! This weekend picnic spots: SBI HDFC ICICI PNB IDBI AXIS DENA YES BANK Secret of successful marriage: Wife maintaining beauty secrets and husband maintaining secret beauties! Hindi SMS न वफ़ा का ज़िक्र होगा, न वफ़ा की बात होगी; अब मोहब्बत जिससे भी होगी, रुपये ठिकाने लगाने के बाद होगी। (कवि टेंशन में है) 4500 लेने के बाद ऊँगली पर स्याही, 50,000 लेने पर बैंक में नाई बिठा दो, सिर पे उस्तरा लगाने के लिए। 2 महीने तक छुट्टी। वो आज भी सर्दी में ठिठुर रही है दोस्तों; मैंने एक बार बस इतना कहा कि स्वेटर के बिना कैटरीना लगती हो। Quotes The more you believe in your own ability to success the more likely it is that you will. We need at least one friend who understands what we do not say.

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