SantaBanta Universal Jokes

SantaBanta Universal Jokes


SantaBanta Universal Humour for January 27, 2017

Posted: 26 Jan 2017 10:30 AM PST

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Go Shooting!

A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed him the usual things - chickens, cows, crops, etc. After three days, however, it was obvious that the nephew was getting bored, and the uncle was running out of things to amuse him with.

Finally, the uncle had an idea. "Why don't you grab a gun, take the dogs, and go shooting?"

This seemed to cheer the nephew up, and with enthusiasm, off he went, dogs in trail.

After a few hours, the nephew returned.

"How did you enjoy that?" asked the uncle.

"It was great!" exclaimed the nephew. "Got any more dogs?"

गर्व की बात!

हिंदी भाषी राज्यों में, दुकानों आदि के जितने भी बोर्ड दिखाई देते हैं, उनमें लिखे हुए पूरे बोर्ड में एक आधा शब्द तो अंग्रेजी का जरूर रहता है। जैसे:

संजय सर्विस स्टेशन
अजय मेडिकल स्टोर
विजय कॉपी सेंटर
जय बुक शॉप
संजना माॅल
बबलू हेयर कटिंग
शिवा बार एंड होटल
गणेश लॉज
ज्योति हॉस्पिटल आदि।

सिर्फ एक ही बोर्ड ऐसा नजर आया जो हमेशा पूर्ण हिंदी में ही लिखा हुआ होता है जिससे हिंदी भाषी होने का अभिमान महसूस किया जा सकता है एवं हमें भारतीय होने का गर्व महसूस होता है।

"ठेका देशी शराब"!

Picture SMS

Teacher: Please name two pronouns.<br/>  Pappu: Who? Me?<br/>  Teacher: Correct!

Teacher: Please name two pronouns.
Pappu: Who? Me?
Teacher: Correct!

A girl's story:<br/>  My room was clean but then, I had to decide what to wear!

A girl's story:
My room was clean but then, I had to decide what to wear!

Truth of School Life:<br/>  A first bench student knows the answer of every problem but the last bench student knows how to face every problem!

Truth of School Life:
A first bench student knows the answer of every problem but the last bench student knows how to face every problem!

Clean SMS

Teacher: Please name two pronouns.
Pappu: Who? Me?
Teacher: Correct!

A girl's story:
My room was clean but then, I had to decide what to wear!

Truth of School Life:
A first bench student knows the answer of every problem but the last bench student knows how to face every problem!

Hindi SMS

पंजाब और हरियाणा के घरों में अंतर
पंजाब:
घर में एक लड़का सिंगर,
दूसरा आर्मी में सिख रेजिमेंट में
तीसरा कनाडा माइग्रेंट।

हरियाणा:
एक नौकरी खातिर पैसे फँसायें बैठा
दूसरे से आर्मी का Physical नहीं निकलता
तीसरा बस स्टैंड पे सेटिंग की तलाश में।

पति: देखो मैंने अपना 90 लाख का बीमा करवाया है।
पत्नी: इससे क्या होता है, बात तो तब है जब पैसा हाथ में आ जाये।

कोई कहे कि मुर्दा फिर से साँसें लेने लगा तो मान लूंगा,
पर किसी लड़की ने बिना पैर घसीटे स्कूटी रोकी तो मानने में नहीं आता।

Quotes

When you expand your awareness, seemingly random events will be seen to fit into a larger purpose.

Thinking is difficult, that's why most people judge.

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