SantaBanta Universal Jokes

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for January 4, 2017 Posted: 03 Jan 2017 10:30 AM PST Alcohol isn't In My vodkabulary More Visuals .. Cocktail For Big Ideas "What's that drink you're mixing" the stranger asked the bartender in the upscale Tex-Mex bar. "I call it a lil' Texas Shooter", said the bartender as he continued to mix up several batches of the drink. "What's in it ?" asked the stranger. "Sugar, milk and rum." said the barkeep. "Is it good ?" asked the man. "Sure is senor." said the bartender smiling. "The sugar gives you pep, and the milk gives you plenty of energy." "And the rum?" asked the stranger. "Hell man. That gives ya plenty of ideas what to do with all that pep and energy." quipped the bartender. More Jokes .. Picture SMS I need to start eating more healthily. But first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me! MBA after engineering is as important as Barsi after death. It doesn't make much sense, but the society feels good about you! Going to jail for attempted murder is going to jail for failure! More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS I need to start eating more healthily. But first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me! MBA after engineering is as important as Barsi after death. It doesn't make much sense, but the society feels good about you! Going to jail for attempted murder is going to jail for failure! Hindi SMS बंटी: यार लड़की को प्रपोज़ करने के लिये Safe जगह बता। पप्पू: मंदिर। बंटी: क्यों? पप्पू: वहाँ लड़की के पाँव में चप्पल नहीं होती। पत्नी: डॉक्टर साहब मेरे पति को रात में बड़बड़ाने की आदत है, कोई उपाय बताएं। डॉक्टर: आप उन्हें दिन में बोलने का मौका दिया करें। चुनाव आयोग मुलायम सिंह से, "माना कि साइकिल आपकी थी लेकिन ताला तो लगाना चाहिये था, बेटे को चलाने दी थी लेकर भाग गया।" Quotes The greatest comforts and lasting peace are obtained, when one eradicates selfishness from within. These friends are united, and will not be separated again, they have been united by the creator Lord Himself.

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