SantaBanta Universal Jokes

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for January 7, 2017 Posted: 06 Jan 2017 10:30 AM PST Nature's Call More Visuals .. A Fantastic Marriage John brought his new colleague, Peter, home for dinner. As they arrived at the door, his wife rushed up, threw her arms around John and kissed him passionately. "My goodness," said Peter, "and how long have you been married?" "22 years," replied John. "You must have a fantastic marriage if your wife greets you like that after all those years." "Don't be fooled! She only does it to make the dog jealous." Faith In the Lord A man was walking in the mountains just enjoying the scenery when he stepped too close to the edge of the mountain and started to fall. In desperation he reached out and grabbed a limb of a gnarly old tree hanging onto the side of the cliff. Full of fear he assessed his situation. He was about 100 feet down a shear cliff and about 900 feet from the floor of the canyon below. If he should slip again he'd plummet to his death. Full of fear, he cries out, "Help me!" But there was no answer. Again and again he cried out but to no avail. Finally he yelled, "Is anybody up there?" A deep voice replied, "Yes, I'm up here." "Who is it?" "It's the Lord." "Can you help me?" "Yes, I can help. Have faith in me." "Help me!" "Let go." Looking around the man became full of panic, "What?!?!" "Have faith in me. Let go. I will catch you." "Uh.... Is there anybody else up there?" More Jokes .. Picture SMS I wish I lost weight as fast as I lose motivation! Jail and Prison are synonyms, but Jailer and Prisoner are antonyms! The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality! More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS I wish I lost weight as fast as I lose motivation! Jail and Prison are synonyms, but Jailer and Prisoner are antonyms! The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality! Quotes Never be defined by your past. It was just a lesson, not a life sentence. Money is numbers and numbers never end. If it takes money to be happy, your search for happiness will never end.

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