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SantaBanta Universal Humour for October 21, 2013 Posted: 20 Oct 2013 11:30 AM PDT 2 Bees! More Visuals .. Essay on Ishant Sharma 1. Ishant Sharma is God's answer to BCCI's wrongdoings. 2. Newton's 3rd law modified: For every N Srinivasan, there is an equal and opposite Ishant Sharma. 3. Dear Dhoni, Ishant Sharma ko OLX pe bech de. 4. Ishant Sharma makes people miss Ashish Nehra. 5. Dhoni would have bowled better than Ishant Sharma. In fact, even Duncan Fletcher would have. 6. It wasn't Faulkner, it wasn't Voges. Australia's match winner tonight was Ishant Sharma. 7. If ever there was an Orange Cap award for bowlers, Ishant Sharma would win it hands down. 8. Ajit Agarkar would be having second thoughts on his retirement after looking at Ishant Sharma bowl. 9. Restaurants to rename 'unlimited' offer packages to 'Ishant Sharma' packages. 10. Ishant Sharma should be called Lord Ishant Sharma henceforth. 11. Ishant Sharma doesn't like to cut his hair because he wants to hide his face when bowlers thrash him around the park. 12. BCCI should consider giving Ishant Shamra voluntary retirement. 13. When Ishant Sharma bowls, it's a working holiday for all fielders. Of course, the spectators are the real fielders. 14. Ishant Sharma doesn't need a towel to indicate that he's giving away runs. 15. Colors to give Ishant Sharma a wild card entry to Big Boss season7. 16. Abey Kuruvilla can bowl better than Ishant Sharma. 17. Dhoni isn't India's greatest finisher, Ishant Sharma is. 18. Ishant Sharma has the ability to overshadow Sir Ravindra Jadeja. 19. At this rate, Ishant Sharma would end up with the most number of centuries (with the ball) for India in ODIs. 20. LOL is Ishant Sharma's middle name. The Real Lover! Once 3 boys proposed the same girl! 1st: Main tumhare liye apni jaan bhi de sakta hun. Girl: Woh toh sab kehte hain. 2nd Guy: Main tumhare liye chaand tare tod kar la sakta hun. Girl: Nothing special, bahut purana dialogue hai. 3rd Guy: Main tumhe apna Facebook ka pasword tak de sakta hun. Yahan tak ki apna facebook account delete bhi kar sakta hun. Girl, Ankhon main ansu ke sath: Pagal itna chahta hai mujhe ? I Love You Too!!! Doston, Facebook Badi Cheeaz Hai. Wild Life Photography Jeeto, ek dum khush ho ke: Kya baat hai Jee, aaj toh meri Photo-Pe-Photo kheenche ja rahe ho? Santa: Bas aise hi... dil kar raha hai. Jeeto: Kya mein itni hot and smart lag rahi hun aaj? Sata: Arre kuchh nahin pagli, aaj mere sarr pe Wild Life Photography ka bhoot sawaar Hai... More Jokes .. पति-पत्नी की चिंता! पति-पत्नी रात में बिस्तर पर खामोशी से लेटे हुए। आपस में कोई बात नहीं.... पत्नी के मन की चिंताएं.... 1. ये मुझसे बात क्यों नहीं कर रहे? 2. क्या अब मैं पहले जैसी खूबसूरत नहीं रही ? 3. कहीं मेरा वजन तो नही बढ़ गया ? 4. कहीं मेरे चेहरे की झुर्रियों पर इनका ध्यान ना गया हो? 5. कहीं इनके जीवन में कोई और तो नहीं आ गई ? 6. कहीं ये मेरी रोज की किच-किच से तंग तो नहीं आ गये? पति के मन की चिंता..... 1. ये धोनी ने इशांत शर्मा को ओवर क्यों दिया? More Hindi Jokes .. Picture SMS Sindoor (Vermilion) on forehead as a prayer for husband's long life; Mangal Sutra on the neck reminding her promise to be bound to him; Mehndi (Henna) application on hands to prove the depth of her love. Let us all promise to respect and honour our wives at all times. Happy Karwa Chauth! The Indian wife is not only like Goddess Laxmi; But also like Goddess Durga if her husband falls astray. Let us appreciate the "Women Power" by respecting and loving her at all times! Happy Karva Chauth! Tragedy of married men: The Indian wives doesn't let them live as per their will; And by observing Karva fast, they don't let them die even! Happy Karva Chauth! More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS Sindoor (Vermilion) on forehead as a prayer for husband's long life; Mangal Sutra on the neck reminding her promise to be bound to him; Mehndi (Henna) application on hands to prove the depth of her love. Let us all promise to respect and honour our wives at all times. Happy Karwa Chauth! The Indian wife is not only like Goddess Laxmi; But also like Goddess Durga if her husband falls astray. Let us appreciate the "Women Power" by respecting and loving her at all times! Happy Karva Chauth! Tragedy of married men: The Indian wives doesn't let them live as per their will; And by observing Karva fast, they don't let them die even! Happy Karva Chauth! Hindi SMS पत्नी ने करवा चौथ पर पति से कहा, "छोटा मोटा ही सही पर गोल्ड का कुछ दिला दो?" पति: ये ले छोटी गोल्ड फ्लेक। सभी पतियों के लिए हिदायत; करवा चौथ के दिन ऐसा कोई भी काम ना करें जिससे आपकी पत्नी को बुरा लगे; क्योंकि; यह बात हमेशा याद रखें कि भूखी शेरनी हमेशा ही तृप्त शेरनी से ज़्यादा खतरनाक होती है! पीड़ित पति संघ द्वारा पति-हित में जारी। धन्य हैं वो देवी जिसने पति सुख के लिए व्रत बनाया; धन्य हैं वो मनुष्य जिसने देवी के रूप में पत्नी को पाया; करवा चौथ की बहुत-बहुत शुभकामनाएं! Trivia There are giant hornets in Japan whose venom can melt human flesh. The first drop of tear coming from a right eye signals happiness; and when the first drop comes from the left, it's pain. Quotes Building a better mousetrap merely results in smarter mice. I can't wait to spend Monday doing nothing on a beach instead of doing nothing at work. Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?

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