SantaBanta Universal Jokes

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for October 10, 2014 Posted: 09 Oct 2014 11:30 AM PDT Army of the Lord! A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and as always the preacher was standing at the door shaking hands as the congregation departed. He grabbed my friend by the hand and pulled him aside. The preacher said to him, "You need to join the Army of the Lord!" My friend replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Preacher." The preacher questioned, "How come I don't see you except for Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "I'm in the secret service." More Jokes .. इंजीनियर और हिंदी फिल्में! अगर इलेक्ट्रिकल इंजीनियर हिंदी फिल्में बनाते तो उनके नाम कुछ ऐसे होते: करंट हो न हो जानम सप्लाई करो सर्किट वाले इंडिकेटर ले जायेंगे कभी AC कभी DC हमारा IC आपके पास है फ्यूज लगाया तो डरना क्या Capacitor नंबर 1 हम सिग्नल दे चुके सनम फ्यूज तो उड़ना ही था More Hindi Jokes .. Picture SMS Banta: Does your wife believe in Karwa Chauth fast? Santa: Yes, she sure does. In fact, she loves to fast. Banta (confused): Considering her girth, It's hard to believe. Santa: Trust me. That's all because of fast food like... pizza, burgers and fries! Happy Karwa Chauth! What is the Hollywood movie made for 'fasting' ladies? . . . . . . . . 'Fast and Furious' One day Fast, 364 days Furious! Happy Karwa Chauth! Varun: What is your favourite dish, Alia? Alia: Tata Sky! More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS Banta: Does your wife believe in Karwa Chauth fast? Santa: Yes, she sure does. In fact, she loves to fast. Banta (confused): Considering her girth, It's hard to believe. Santa: Trust me. That's all because of fast food like... pizza, burgers and fries! Happy Karwa Chauth! What is the Hollywood movie made for 'fasting' ladies? . . . . . . . . 'Fast and Furious' One day Fast, 364 days Furious! Happy Karwa Chauth! Varun: What is your favourite dish, Alia? Alia: Tata Sky! Hindi SMS बीवियां एक तो जीने नहीं देती ऊपर से करवा चौथ रखती हैं, मरने भी नहीं देती। करवा चौथ की शुभ कामनायें! चाँद की चमक के साथ; साँसों की महक के साथ; श्रद्धा की रात लिए, विश्वास की सौगात लिए; पति की मंगल कामना लिए आई है ये ख़ास रात। करवा चौथ की शुभ कामनायें! निकल आया है चाँद बादलों से; होगी अब हर मनोकामना पूरी; हो लंबी उम्र मेरे पति की; ना आये कभी हमारे बीच कोई दूरी। करवा चौथ की शुभ कामनायें! Quotes Life is to be lived, not controlled, and humanity is won by continuing to play in face of certain defeat. Do not waste yourself in rejection, nor bark against the bad, but chant the beauty of the good. Fanaticism consists of redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim.

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