SantaBanta Universal Jokes

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for October 15, 2014 Posted: 14 Oct 2014 11:30 AM PDT Who's Cheating??? A husband and a wife were sleeping. Suddenly, a sound of a car screeching was heard outside. The wife woke up and shouted, "Oh it must be my husband!" The husband woke up after he hear his wife's words and ran off to hide in a bush outside. Moments later, the husband came in, angry, "What do you mean 'Oh it must be my husband!' Are you saying you have other men over?" Wife, "Well, then why did you run away?" More Jokes .. ज़ुल्मी तोता! अपने हरयाणे आले तो तोते बी जुल्मी होवे सै। दिल्ली आला आदमी अपने हरयाणे में आ रहा था एक मेले में घुमण। उड़े उसने एक तोता पसंद आ जा से तो वो दुकान आले ते बुझे से, "अक इसमें के खासियत से?" दुकानदार उस तोते की एक टाँग खीच दे सै तो तोता बोल्या, "गुड मॉर्निंग।" भाई वो आदमी उस तोते ने घणा ऐ राजी होके खरीद लेजा से अपने घरा। आगले दिन तड़के ऐ तड़क वो आदमी तोते की एक टाँग खीच दे सै तो तोता बोल्या, "गुड मॉर्निंग।" इब उस आदमी ने सोची अक इसकी दूसरी टाँग और खीच दू तो यो और भी बढ़िया बोलेगा, जुकर हैव ए नाईस डे। उसने तोते की दूसरी टाँग भी खीच दी तो तोता बोल्या, "मेरी सासु के गेरे गा के" More Hindi Jokes .. Picture SMS Instead of burning a Pataka, . . . . . . . . . . . . Date a Pataka! Have an eco-friendly Diwali! Applicable to bachelors only! Because married men are already living with Nuclear Bombs! Lucky are the ones who get a Boss who is not only a role model; But the one who encourages and mentors you to grow in life. Thanks for being such a wonderful Boss! Happy Boss Day! Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference! More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS Instead of burning a Pataka, . . . . . . . . . . . . Date a Pataka! Have an eco-friendly Diwali! Applicable to bachelors only! Because married men are already living with Nuclear Bombs! Lucky are the ones who get a Boss who is not only a role model; But the one who encourages and mentors you to grow in life. Thanks for being such a wonderful Boss! Happy Boss Day! I don't hate even a single person on Friends' List. . . . . . . . . . I have blocked them all! Hindi SMS बंता: ये Arrange Marriage में तलाक कम क्यों होते हैं? संता: यार जो अपनी मर्जी से शादी नहीं कर सका, वो साला तलाक क्या ख़ाक लेगा। रेखा जी को एक तरफ अमिताभ बच्चन से शादी ना करने का दर्द है तो वहीं दूसरी तरफ अभिषेक बच्चन की माँ ना होने की ख़ुशी है। समंदर के किनारे दो प्रेमी बैठे हुए थे। लड़की ने लड़के का हाथ पकड़कर कहा,"तुम कुछ बोलते क्यों नहीं?" लड़के ने मुस्कुरा कर रेत पर लिखा; . . . . . . . "मेरे मुंह में गुटखा है।" Quotes The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart. Waiting is painful. Forgetting is painful. But not knowing which to do is the worst kind of suffering. True love doesn't happen by accident. It's deliberate, it's intentional, it's purposeful, and in the end...it's worth it.

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