SantaBanta Universal Jokes

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for October 14, 2014 Posted: 13 Oct 2014 11:30 AM PDT Exactly like The MOON One day a Professor was talking about marriage in the class. Professor: What kind of Wife would you like Pappu? Pappu: I would want a wife like the moon. Professor: Wow !!! What a choice... So you want her to be Cool & Calm like the moon? Pappu: No, no... Professor: Oh, so you want her to be Round and white? Pappu: No, no... Professor: Oh, so you want her to be Fair and Beautiful like the moon? Pappu: No, no... I want her to be Exactly like The MOON. Just Arrive at Night and Disappear in the Morning. Professor fainted... More Jokes .. Picture SMS Jeeto: You used to say that I was all the world to you. Santa: Yes, but I've learned a lot about geography since then! Wife: I' m going up-town this afternoon. Hubby: Shopping? Wife: No, I won't have time. I just want to get some things I need! Rather be someone's shot of whisky than everyone's cup of tea! More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS Jeeto: You used to say that I was all the world to you. Santa: Yes, but I've learned a lot about geography since then! Wife: I' m going up-town this afternoon. Hubby: Shopping? Wife: No, I won't have time. I just want to get some things I need! Rather be someone's shot of whisky than everyone's cup of tea! Hindi SMS फूल इंसानो से ज्यादा खूबसूरत होते हैं, पर कुछ लोग फूलों से भी ज्यादा खूबसूरत होते हैं। जैसे कि... . . . . . . 'आप' . . . . . . . मुझे ही देख लो। विकसित देशों के बच्चे उस बात की ख़ुशी को कैसे समझ सकते हैं, जो हमारे देश के बच्चे समझते हैं और जब कहते हैं, . . . . . . . . . "लाइट आ गयी, ओये"। पठान खाँसी की दवाई लेने डॉक्टर के पास गया। डॉक्टर: यह दवाई 2 चम्मच सुबह, 2 चम्मच दोपहर और 2 चम्मच रात को 3 दिन तक लेना। पठान: अपना दवाई अपने पास रखो, ऐसे तो हमारे घर के सारे चम्मच ही खत्म हो जायेंगे। Quotes Science says the first word on everything, and the last word on nothing. The heaviest penalty for deciding to engage in politics is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself. Children aren't colouring books. You don't get to fill them with your favourite colours.

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