SantaBanta Universal Jokes

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for December 24, 2013 Posted: 23 Dec 2013 10:30 AM PST An Honest Politician and A Generous Lawyer Just before Christmas, an honest politician, a generous lawyer and Santa Claus were riding in the elevator of a very posh hotel. Just before the doors opened they all noticed a $20 bill lying on the floor. Which one picked it up? . . . . . . . . Santa of course, because the other two don't exist! Christmas Gift! After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50. "That's a bit much," said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30. "That's still quite a bit," Tom groused. Growing disgusted, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle. Tom grew agitated, "What I mean," he said, "is I'd like to see something real cheap." So the clerk handed him a mirror. Students and Their Favourite Songs... SCHOOL: Apni toh paatshala, masti ki pathshala... TUTION: Idhar chala main udhar chala, jaane kahaan main kidhar chalaa... MATHS: Ajeeb dastan hai yeh, kahan shuru khana khatgam... SCIENCE: Aa khusi se kudkushi karle... GEOGRAPHY: Musafir hoon main yaaro, na ghar hai na thikaana... ECONOMICS: Kyu paisa paisa karti hai, paise pe kyu tu marti hai.... EXAM: Zehrelein raatey ninde udd jati hai... RESULT: Jiya dhadak dhadak jaye, Jiya dhadak dhadak jaye... PASS: Aaj mai upar asman niche, aaj mai aage jamana hai pichhe... FAIL: Jag suna suna lage... More Jokes .. Picture SMS अध्यापक पप्पू से: मामूली शब्द को वाक्य में बदलो। पप्पू बहुत देर सोचने के बाद: मेरी 'माँ मूली' बड़े शौंक से खाती है। बीत गया जो साल भूल जाएँ; इस नए साल को गले लगाएँ; करते हैं हम दुआ रब से सर झुका के; इस साल के सारे सपने पूरे हों आपके। नव वर्ष की हार्दिक शुभकामनाएं! कितनी हसीं यह रात आई है; चाँद तारों की सौगात साथ लाई है; हमारी चाहत का ही तो असर है ये; यूँ ही नहीं यह बरसात आई है। शुभरात्रि! More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS Santa: Some grey bearded man is using my name and distributing Christmas presents. Banta: You mean, Santa Claus? Santa: Yes. I can't distribute gifts but can only spread happiness and laughter! Merry Christmas! Joy to the world! the Lord is come; Let earth receive her King; Let every heart prepare him room, And heaven and nature sing, And heaven and nature sing, And heaven, and heaven, and nature sing. ~ Isaac Watts Merry Christmas! Angels, from the realms of glory, Wing your flight o'er all the earth; Ye who sang creation's story, Now proclaim Messiah's birth: Come and worship, come and worship Worship Christ, the newborn King. ~ James Montgomery Merry Christmas! Hindi SMS भगवान करे क्रिस्मस की सभी ख़ुशियाँ आपके हृदय में निवास करें; इसीलिए हमारी तरफ से आप और आपके सभी प्रियजनों को इस सार्थक क्रिस्मस और स्वस्थ और सुंदर नए साल की शुभकामनाएं हैं। बड़े दिन की शुभकामनाएं! सब के हाथों में कुछ लकीरें हैं; बनती जिनसे सब की तक़दीरें हैं; दुआ करते हैं आपके हाथों में वो लकीरें कुछ ख़ास हों; और इस क्रिस्मस पे दुनियाँ की सारी ख़ुशियाँ आपके पास हों। बड़े दिन की शुभकामनाएं! अध्यापक पप्पू से: मामूली शब्द को वाक्य में बदलो। पप्पू बहुत देर सोचने के बाद: मेरी 'माँ मूली' बड़े शौंक से खाती है। Trivia An infant human has about 300 bones, some of which fuse together as the youngster grows up. An adult human typically has 206 bones. The fear of being forgotten and or ignored by someone whom you strongly care about is 'Athazagoraphobia'. Quotes Christmas is the day that holds all time together. Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love! It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.

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