| SantaBanta Universal Humour for March 3, 2014 Posted: 02 Mar 2014 10:30 AM PST Santa walked into a bar one evening, sat down and said, "Bar man, give me 1 bottle of beer, and give everybody here 2 bottles. As I am drinking, let them be drinking."
The bar man obeyed. Everybody hailed Santa.
As they were all drinking, Santa said, "Bar man, give me 1 bowl of chicken soup, and give everybody here 2 bowls of chicken soup each, as I am eating, let them be eating."
The bar man obeyed. Everybody praised Santa.
Minutes later, Santa said, "Bar man, bring me my bill, and bring everybody their bill, as I am paying, let them be paying." | | | | | | You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; If a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. | | | | | | | It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. | | | | | | | पप्पू: मम्मी मुझे नींद नहीं आ रही, मुझे कोई कहानी सुनाओ।
जीतो: थोड़ी देर ठहर जा, तुम्हारे डैडी आते ही होंगे। टाइम पर घर न आने की कहानी वो जो मुझे सुनाएंगे, तू भी सुन लेना। | | | | | Girl: Why do you keep posting my name on FB wall every 2 minutes?
Boy: Facebook keeps asking me what's on my mind? And honestly, it's always you! |  | | | 23 years ago, Pooja Bhatt's movie 'SADAK' was realeased and now it's her sister Alia Bhatt's 'HIGHWAY'.
Desh ka Vikas to Hua Hai.
Ho Raha Bharat Nirman! | | | | Two chromosome that cause divorce... 'Ex' and 'Why'! | | | | पप्पू: मम्मी मुझे नींद नहीं आ रही, मुझे कोई कहानी सुनाओ।
जीतो: थोड़ी देर ठहर जा, तुम्हारे डैडी आते ही होंगे। टाइम पर घर न आने की कहानी वो जो मुझे सुनाएंगे, तू भी सुन लेना। | | | | संता अपनी पत्नी जीतो से: अगर तुम्हें कुछ हो गया तो मैं पागल हो जाउंगा।
जीतो: दूसरी शादी तो नहीं करोगे?
संता: पागल का क्या है, कुछ भी कर सकता है! | | | | "सत्य मेव जयते"
महिला: मुझे ससुराल वाले दहेज़ के लिए टार्चर करते थे।
आमिर: क्या करते थे?
महिला: वो मुझे कुर्सी से बाँध कर 'धूम 3' दिखाते थे। | | | | Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases. | | | | You must not lose faith in humanity. Humanity is an ocean; If a few drops of the ocean are dirty, the ocean does not become dirty. | | | | It is no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society. | | | |
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