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SantaBanta Universal Humour for June 9, 2014 Posted: 08 Jun 2014 11:30 AM PDT Celebs and Their Website Bollywood has always the butt of jokes on social networking sites, Earlier it was twitter jokes and memes, ranging from Alok nath, tiger shroff, alia bhatt, and so on. And now the latest is about celebrity websites. Here are some of the funniest ones we came across... Shah Rukh Khan: http://IamAboveEveryone.com http://kkkkkkkiiraaannn.com http://iamalsoceleberity.com http://NarcissistMeMyself.com Salman Khan made a scandalous confession on Karan Johar's show Koffee with Karan about being single. Hence the jokes are targeted to this status of the Khan. http://Bachalor.com VirginBachelor@50.com http://VIRGINia.com http://bhaijaan.com http://Remake.com Abhishek Bachchan has fewer hits to his name and jokes are being made about his association with the Bachchans and his brand endorsements. http://www.Ihavenoidea.com http://www.wellapanti.com http://AishwaryaKaPati.com http://AmitabhKaBeta.com http://JayaBachchanKaBeta.com http://AaradhyaKaPapa.com Katrina Kaif has also come under the ire of Twitter jokes. The beautiful actress is made fun of for her association with Salman Khan and her acting talents. http://SalmanKiMeherbaani.com http://thegreatnessofsallu.com http://NoActingOnlySmileNDance.com http://MujheKoiHindiSikhao.com Alia Bhatt was criticised for her lack of general knowledge. The actress has experienced several oops moments too. While she has been the butt of jokes in the past, there are some quirky names being suggested for her. http://iknointernet.com http://whatiswebsite.com http://BlackHairedBlonde.com http://wikibhatt.com http://Getknowledge.com The perfectionist Khan of Bollywood, Aamir Khan also has a few gags doing the round. And it is not just Aamir Khan, but even Imran Khan who is being joked about. One-more-take-pls.com http://SeriouslyPerfectionist.com http://Waitingoneyearforamovie.com Imran Khan http://ActorBecauseOfMamu.com More Jokes .. बीवी की परिभाषा दोस्तों आज हम एक अजीब प्राणी के बारे में पढेंगे, इस जीव का नाम है 'बीवी'। यह अक्सर रसोई और टीवी के सामने पाई जाती है। इनका पौष्टिक आहार है पति का भेजा। ये पानी कम खून ज्यादा पीती है। इन्हें अक्सर नाराज़ होने का नाटक करते हुए देखा जाता है। इस प्राणी का सबसे खतरनाक हथियार है रोना और इमोशनल ब्लैकमेल करना। उसके संपर्क में रहने से टेंशन नाम की बीमारी हो सकती हे, जिसका कोई इलाज़ नहीं। बस इनसे सावधान रहना! "अखिल भारतीय कुंवारा संघ द्वारा जनहित में जारी।" More Hindi Jokes .. Picture SMS Banta: Did you know it takes 40 pigs to make 4,000 sausages? Santa: Isn't it amazing what all you can teach them? The hardest thing in life is to do nothing - 'cause you never know when you're finished! Banks keep going out of their way to give me credit... and for that, I am deeply indebted! More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS Banta: Did you know it takes 40 pigs to make 4,000 sausages? Santa: Isn't it amazing what all you can teach them? Have you done two of the most important things when you woke up today? 1. Pray, so that you may live. . . . . . . 2. Take a bath so that others may live, too! Alia: Is this Mumbai Metro a train or a hospital? Friend: Huh??? Alia: They are saying "Mumbai metro to start OPERATIONS from tomorrow"! Hindi SMS अब तो हद हो गयी, बिजली भी दवाई हो गई है। 2 घंटा सुबह नाश्ते से पहले, 2 घंटा दोपहर खाने के बाद, 2 घंटा रात सोने से पहले। शुभ गर्मी। अच्छी बातें तो सभी को अच्छी लगती है। लेकिन जब तुम्हे किसी की बुरी बात भी अच्छी लगने लग जाए तो समझ लो तुम्हे प्यार . . . . . . . . . नहीं बल्कि बेइज़्ज़ती सहने की आदत हो गयी है। बंता: यार मेरी बीवी बहुत लड़ती है मुझसे और जब भी लड़ती है तो अपने मायके चली जाती है। संता: यार तू तो बहुत खुशकिस्मत है। मेरी बीवी मुझसे लड़ती है और फ़ौरन अपने मायके वालों को यहां बुला लेती है। Trivia Calcium is not as good for your bones as Vitamin K. Avocados, peaches and bananas are much better for your bones than milk. Every Jew on Earth is eligible for Israeli citizenship as defined by the Law of Return 5710-1950. To get rid of Mice or Rats: Sprinkle black pepper in their hide-outs. They will run away. Quotes Never give up. When your heart becomes tired, just walk with your legs - but move on. I considered atheism, but there weren't enough holidays. He who enjoys doing and enjoys what he has done is happy.

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