SantaBanta Universal Jokes

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for June 15, 2014 Posted: 14 Jun 2014 11:30 AM PDT Senior Texting Shortcuts! Young people have often resorted to shortcuts when texting. Now seniors have their own texting codes: ATD - At the Doctor's BFF - Best Friends Funeral BTW - Bring the Wheelchair BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth CBM - Covered by Medicare CUATSC - See You at the Senior Center DWI - Driving While Incontinent FWIW - Forgot Where I Was GGPBL - Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low GHA - Got Heartburn Again HGBM - Had Good Bowel Movement LMDO - Laughing My Dentures Out LOL - Living on Lipitor OMSG - Oh My! Sorry, Gas TOT - Texting on Toilet WAITT - Who Am I Talking To? Hope these help. GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!) More Jokes ..

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