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SantaBanta Universal Humour for October 12, 2016 Posted: 11 Oct 2016 11:30 AM PDT Best Deal on Toilet Paper More Visuals .. A Little Accident To my darling husband, Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know about the small accident I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn`t get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The garage door is slightly bent but the pickup fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your Ferrari. I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my sweetheart. I am enclosing a picture for you.I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again. Your loving wife. P.S. Your Girlfriend called. More Jokes .. हरियाणवी मेट्रो! मेट्रो हरियाणा में प्रवेश करने जा रही है तो फिर Anouncement भी हरियाणवी में होनी चाहिए। कैसी होगी Announcement: 🔹आगला टेसन बहादुरगढ़ "सै, किवाड ओले हाथ नै, खुल्लैंगे, गाड्डी में तै सुथरी ढाल उतरियो अर उतरती हाण एक-दुसरे कै ख्स्सन की कोय जरुत ना है। 🔹गाड्डी में जो भी माणस होक्का-बीड़ी पींता पाया, तो पकड़ के तोड्या जागा, कदै पाछै न्यू कहो अक बताई ना थी। 🔹खागडां तै निवेदन है बडे-बूढ्ढ्यां नै अर बालक आली बीरबानियां ताईं सीट छोड दें। 🔹चालती गाड्ड़ी की सूध में पहलडा डिब्बा लुगाईयां ताईं है, मलंग भिरड के छत्ते की ढाल उडै ना मंडरावैं। 🔹गाड्डी में चोर-डाकुवां तै चौकस रहियो । More Hindi Jokes .. Picture SMS Things that make men happy: 1. A game of Football 2. Friends over for a drink 3. Wife not at home and if it all happens together, it doubles or triples the celebrations! Why don't Arab women need Insurance? Because they are already covered! If one person says a word wrong, it's a mispronunciation. If enough people do it, it's an accent! More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS Things that make men happy: 1. A game of Football 2. Friends over for a drink 3. Wife not at home and if it all happens together, it doubles or triples the celebrations! Why don't Arab women need Insurance? Because they are already covered! If one person says a word wrong, it's a mispronunciation. If enough people do it, it's an accent! Hindi SMS बीमार होने का सबसे बड़ा फायदा ये है कि पड़े-पड़े सारा दिन टीवी पर फ़िल्में देखते रहो और घरवाले बेरोज़गारी के ताने भी नहीं देते। जैसे ही रावण मरता है, दशहरे के मैदान से लोग तो ऐसे भागते हैं जैसे रावण के मर्डर का केस उन पर ना आ जाए। Quotes Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor. What we have done for ourselves alone dies with us, what we have done for others and the world remains and is immortal. Forget all about figuring it out what it is. Rather, live it, rather, enjoy it. Don't analyze, celebrate it.

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