SantaBanta Universal Jokes

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for October 28, 2016 Posted: 27 Oct 2016 11:30 AM PDT Selfie Per Hour More Visuals .. Ladies Golf After a round of golf, four ladies sat around the club house, chatting. Seeing the ladies, the Pro approached them and asked, "How did your game go? The first lady, a brunette, said she had a good round, adding the comment that she actually had 25 riders. The Pro was a bit perplexed not knowing what a "Rider" was. The second was a blonde lady who quickly chimed in and said that she had a very good round as well with 16 riders. The third lady then said that her round was average and that she only had 10 riders. The fourth lady admitted that she played the worst round of the day and that she only had 2 riders all day long. The Pro was completely confused not knowing what the term "rider" meant. But, because he didn't want to look dumb, he made a quick polite remark, wished the ladies well and then left. He then approached the bartender and asked "Hey, can you tell me what these ladies are talking about when they refer to 'Riders'?" The bartender simply smiled and said, "A 'Rider" is when you hit a shot long enough to ride on the golf cart to your ball. More Jokes .. वक़्त अभी भी बदला नहीं! एक आदमी ने हॉस्टल में रहने वाले पप्पू के कमरे का दरवाज़ा खटखटाया। थोड़ी देर बाद पप्पू ने दरवाजा खोला। आदमी: क्या मैं अंदर आ सकता हूं? मैं सन 82 में इसी कॉलेज में पढ़ता था और इसी कमरे में रहता था। पप्पू: हां, हां जरूर। आदमी अपने कॉलेज टाइम को याद करते हुए कहने लगा, "आह, वही पुराना कमरा, वही पुराना फर्नीचर और वही पुरानी अलमारी।" पप्पू उसे अलमारी की तरफ बढ़ने से रोकने ही वाला था कि उस आदमी ने अलमारी का दरवाजा खोल दिया। अलमारी के अंदर पप्पू की गर्लफ्रेंड छिपी हुई थी। पप्पू हड़बड़ा कर बोला, "सर ये मेरी कजिन (Cousin) है। इस पर ठण्डी सांस भरते हुए वह आदमी बोला, "आह, वही पुराना बहाना।" More Hindi Jokes .. Picture SMS दारु का ठेका और पतंजलि की दुकान भारत के किसी भी कोने में मिल सकती हैं। पति: मैच वाला चैनल लगाओ। पत्नी: नहीं लगाउंगी। पति: देख लूंगा। पत्नी: क्या देख लोगे? पति: यही चैनल जो तुम देख रही हो। That moment when you accidently pour too much alcohol into your drink and you have to rough it out because you are not a quitter! More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS That moment when you accidently pour too much alcohol into your drink and you have to rough it out because you are not a quitter! There's nothing more stupid than not being yourself because you're afraid of looking stupid! Closing your eyes after turning off your alarm clock is a very dangerous game. I always lose! Hindi SMS दारु का ठेका और पतंजलि की दुकान भारत के किसी भी कोने में मिल सकती हैं। पति: मैच वाला चैनल लगाओ। पत्नी: नहीं लगाउंगी। पति: देख लूंगा। पत्नी: क्या देख लोगे? पति: यही चैनल जो तुम देख रही हो। अच्छा-खासा ध्यान पढाई पर लगाने की सोच रहे थे बच्चे, अंबानी ने जियो सिम की शुरुआत करके फिर सत्यानाश कर दिया। Quotes Don't waste your time with explanations, people only hear what they want to hear. Happiness is a direction, not a place.

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