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SantaBanta Universal Humour for October 22, 2016 Posted: 21 Oct 2016 11:30 AM PDT Desperate Measures You are not supposed to sit here... More Visuals .. No Longer a Virgin Pauly's family is at dinner, the 10-year-old daughter isn't eating much, and she just keeps her head down. After a few minutes, she says, "I have something to tell you." Everyone gets silent and they all listen. "I am no longer the virgin I used to be." And she begins to cry. A long silence, and Mr Pauly speaks to Mrs Pauly, "It's your fault, you know, always dressed and made up like a tramp. You think that's an example for your daughter? Always wallowing on the sofa; it's just terrible; that's why problems like this come up!" Then Mrs Pauly lights in on Mr Pauly, "And you! Do you think that you're a good example? Wasting your scrawny paycheck with your drinking buddies who even come drunk into the house - do you think that's a good example for a little girl 10 years old?" Then Pauly charges back in, "And her sister, that no-good, with her hairy and dope-crazed boyfriend, always with their hands all over each other - you think that's a good example too?" And it goes on and on, back and forth. Then the grandmother hugs the little girl to console her and asks, "Now, darling, how did this happen? And the little girl answers, trying to hold back her sobbing, "Father Michael chose another girl to be the Virgin in the Christmas pageant this year." More Jokes .. परीक्षा के दौरान! अध्यापिका पप्पू से: तुम इतने परेशान क्यों हो? पप्पू ने कोई जवाब नहीं दिया। अध्यापिका: क्या हुआ, क्या तुम अपना पेन भूल आये हो? पप्पू फिर चुप। अध्यापिका ने फिर से सवाल किया: रोल नंबर भूल गए हो? पप्पू इस बार भी चुप। अध्यापिका फिर से: हुआ क्या है, कुछ तो बताओ क्या भूल गए? पप्पू गुस्से से: ओये! चुप कर मेरी माँ, यहाँ मैं पर्ची गलत ले आया हूँ और तुझे पेन-पेंसिल और रोल नंबर की पड़ी हुई है। More Hindi Jokes .. Picture SMS भारत में ज्ञान बांटने वाली महान टॉप 5 यूनिवर्सिटी: 1 - पान का ठेला 2 - नाई की दुकान 3 - दारू पिया हुआ आदमी 4 - ट्रेन का जनरल डिब्बा पांचवा तो आजकल बहुत प्रचलित है। 5 - WhatsApp My girlfriend's birthday is in 2 days, she said she'd be happy with something with a lot of diamonds in it. I hope she loves this pack of playing cards! आधा बचपन तो साला इसी कन्फ्यूजन में बीत गया कि... समबाहु, विषमबाहु और समद्विबाहु त्रिभुज के नाम हैं या राक्षसों के! More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS My girlfriend's birthday is in 2 days, she said she'd be happy with something with a lot of diamonds in it. I hope she loves this pack of playing cards! Wife: I'm heading to the store. Do you want anything? Husband: I want a sense of meaning & purpose in my life. I seek fulfillment and completeness to my soul. I want to connect to God and discover the spiritual side to me.... Wife: Be specific - Black Label or Chivas? 2 tips for happy married life: Keep quiet when your wife is talking. Don't talk when your wife is quiet. ~Husbands Association! Hindi SMS भारत में ज्ञान बांटने वाली महान टॉप 5 यूनिवर्सिटी: 1 - पान का ठेला 2 - नाई की दुकान 3 - दारू पिया हुआ आदमी 4 - ट्रेन का जनरल डिब्बा पांचवा तो आजकल बहुत प्रचलित है। 5 - WhatsApp आधा बचपन तो साला इसी कन्फ्यूजन में बीत गया कि... समबाहु, विषमबाहु और समद्विबाहु त्रिभुज के नाम हैं या राक्षसों के! बीवी किसी त्यौहार से कम नहीं होती... हर 2-3 दिन बाद मनानी पड़ जाती है। Quotes A lie doesn't become truth, wrong doesn't become right and evil doesn't become good, just because it's accepted by a majority. If you fail, never give up because Fail means, first Attempt in learning. End is not the end, if fact End means, Effort never dies. If you get No as an answer, remember No means, Next opportunity. Sell the problem you solve, not the product.

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