SantaBanta Universal Jokes

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for December 5, 2016 Posted: 04 Dec 2016 10:30 AM PST Quite a Revelation More Visuals .. Water Landing! A helicopter carrying passengers suddenly looses engine power and the aircraft begins to decent. The pilot safely performs an emergency landing in water, and tells the passengers to remain seated and to keep the doors closed, stating that in emergency situations, the aircraft is designed to stay afloat for 30 minutes, giving rescuers time to get to them. Just then a man gets out if his seat and runs over to open the door. The pilots screams at him, "Didn't you hear what I said, the aircraft is designed to stay afloat as long as the doors remain closed?!" "Of course I heard you," the man replied, "but it's also designed to fly, and look how good that one worked out!!" More Jokes .. Picture SMS टीचर: वो 1 सुंदर लड़की खड़ी है, इसको दूसरे शब्दों में कहो। पप्पू: वो देखो कमीनो, तुम्हारी भाभी खड़ी है। प्राइवेट स्कूलों का बस नहीं चलता वरना, सीधे-सीधे जायदाद में आधा हिस्सा मांग लें। बच्चा: मम्मी मैं पढ़ते-पढ़ते टीवी देख लूँ क्या? मम्मी: हाँ-हाँ बेटा देख ले, बस चालू मत करना। मम्मी भी मेन्टोस खा सकती है। More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS When it comes to bonding... Fevicol loses by a big margin to Alcohol! I just told my maid that I will transfer her salary online and she said, "She will work from home!" I got a call from HR consultant. She asked me, "Are you looking for a change?" I said, "Yes I have Rs. 2000 and want change." I don't know why she disconnected the call! Hindi SMS टीचर: वो 1 सुंदर लड़की खड़ी है, इसको दूसरे शब्दों में कहो। पप्पू: वो देखो कमीनो, तुम्हारी भाभी खड़ी है। प्राइवेट स्कूलों का बस नहीं चलता वरना, सीधे-सीधे जायदाद में आधा हिस्सा मांग लें। बच्चा: मम्मी मैं पढ़ते-पढ़ते टीवी देख लूँ क्या? मम्मी: हाँ-हाँ बेटा देख ले, बस चालू मत करना। मम्मी भी मेन्टोस खा सकती है। Quotes If there's even a slight chance at getting something that will make you happy, risk it. Life's too short and happiness is too rare. Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.

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