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SantaBanta Universal Humour for December 29, 2016 Posted: 28 Dec 2016 10:30 AM PST Breastfeeding in Public is Sooo Gross... More Visuals .. The Loyalty Oath An old lady had always wanted to travel abroad. Now that she was getting on in years, she thought she would really like to do so before she died. Until then, she'd never even been out of the country. So she began by going in person to the Passport Office and asking how long it would take to have one issued. "You must take the loyalty oath first," responded the passport clerk. "Raise your right hand, please." The old gal raised her right hand. "Do you swear to defend the Constitution of the United States against all its enemies, domestic or foreign?" was the first question. The little old lady's face paled and her voice trembled as she asked in a small voice, "Uhhh..... all by myself?" More Jokes .. Picture SMS A promising and a fulfilling new year is waiting just for you. Open your arms and behold it with grace and mirth. Wish you a very Happy New Year! New Caution in Markets: Investments are subject to Modi risks please watch his speeches carefully ! Friendly quote of Women: Women don't need oxygen they can survive on compliments! More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS A promising and a fulfilling new year is waiting just for you. Open your arms and behold it with grace and mirth. Wish you a very Happy New Year! New Caution in Markets: Investments are subject to Modi risks please watch his speeches carefully ! Friendly quote of Women: Women don't need oxygen they can survive on compliments! Hindi SMS लड़कियों ने Miss Call को इतना बदनाम कर दिया है कि गलती से किसी दोस्त की भी मिस कॉल आ जाये तो माँ कहती है, "जा तेरी महारानी का बुलावा आ गया"! नोटबंदी का असर मोदी पर भी है, बेचारे एक महीने से विदेश नहीं गये!

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