SantaBanta Universal Jokes

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for December 6, 2016 Posted: 05 Dec 2016 10:30 AM PST Awesome Click More Visuals .. Equal Privileges A country club didn't allow women on the golf course. Eventually, there was enough pressure that they decided to allow women on the course during the week. The ladies were satisfied with this arrangement, formed a women's club and became very active. After about 6 months, the club board received a letter from the women's club complaining about the men, urinating on the golf course. Naturally, they just ignored the matter. After another 6 months, they received another letter reminding them of the previous letter and demanding action. After due deliberation they sent the women a letter advising them that they had been granted equal privileges. More Jokes .. ताज़ा खबर! अब बैंक की लाइन में खड़े होने की आवश्यकता नहीं। नए नोटों की supply कम होने के कारण 1 जनवरी 2017 से 500 1000 के नोट बंद नहीं होंगे। सरकार ने यह कानून वापिस ले लिया है। 8 दिसम्बर के बाद जिसने भी 500 1000 के नोट बैंक में जमा कराऐ हैं, सरकार उनको हुई परेशानियों के कारण उन्हें 25% अतिरिक्त ब्याज भी देगी। और जिनके पास अभी भी 500 1000 के नोट हैं उन्हें 600 /1200 रू के हिसाब से बदलेगी । गलती से किसी के पास नकली नोट आ गया है तो उसे बदलकर असली नया नोट देगी।(10 नोट तक)। कोई आयकर छानबीन नहीं होगी। ज़ब्त किया गया सोना 50% डिस्काउंट पर मिलेगा। इसके लिए सभी कालोनियों के पार्क में कैम्प लगाए जाएँगे। होम डिलीवरी के लिए भी विचार किया जा रहा है। . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ऐसा मुझे सपना आया था। More Hindi Jokes .. Picture SMS Bunty: How do you know that you made a point to a girl? Pappu: When she says 'whatever'! Dating is collecting information about someone until you realize you don't like them! The idea of cashless economy is brilliant, but the idea of cashless banks and cashless ATMs is simply mind numbing! More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS Bunty: How do you know that you made a point to a girl? Pappu: When she says 'whatever'! Dating is collecting information about someone until you realize you don't like them! The idea of cashless economy is brilliant, but the idea of cashless banks and cashless ATMs is simply mind numbing! Hindi SMS काले धन का तो पता नहीं, पर लोग लाइन में खड़े-खड़े ज़रूर काले हो जाएंगे। कितना भी पढ़-लिख लो ऑफिस के दरवाज़े पर Push या Pull पढ़ कर दो सैकेन्ड सोचना पड़ता है कि खींचना है कि धकेलना है। सर्दियों में नहाना ज़रूरी नहीं, नहाये हुए लगना ज़रूरी होता है। Quotes I contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle. The human spirit is stronger than anything that can happen to it.

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