| SantaBanta Universal Humour for February 9, 2017 Posted: 08 Feb 2017 10:30 AM PST | |  | | | | | | | | | | It was Saturday morning and Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season.
He walks down to the kitchen to get a cup of coffee, and to his surprise he finds his wife, Alice, sitting there, fully dressed in camouflage.
Jake asks her, "What are you up to?"
Alice smiles, "I'm going hunting with you!"
Jake, though he has many reservations, reluctantly decides to take her along.
They arrive at the hunting site. Jake sets his wife safely up in the tree stand and tells her, "If you see a deer, take careful aim on it and I'll come running back as soon as I hear the shot."
Jake walks away with a smile on his face knowing that Alice couldn't bag an elephant -- much less a deer.
But not 10 minutes pass when he is startled as he hears an array of gunshots. Quickly, Jake starts running back. As Jake gets closer to her stand, he hears Alice screaming, "Get away from my deer!"
Confused, Jake races faster towards his screaming wife. And again he hears her yell, "Get away from my deer!" followed by another volley of gunfire.
Now within sight of where he had left his wife, Jake is surprised to see a cowboy, with his hands high in the air. The cowboy, obviously distraught, says, "Okay, lady, okay! You can have your deer! Just let me get my saddle off it!" | | | | | | The only thing worse than a husband who never notices what you cook or wear is...
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A mother-in-law who always notices what you cook and what you wear! | | | | | | | It's so easy to predict the stock markets.
Shares that you'd buy are going to fall and the one you'd sell are going to rise! | | | | | | | For me, every chair is a reclining chair when I am drunk! | | | | | The only thing worse than a husband who never notices what you cook or wear is...
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A mother-in-law who always notices what you cook and what you wear! | | | | It's so easy to predict the stock markets.
Shares that you'd buy are going to fall and the one you'd sell are going to rise! | | | | For me, every chair is a reclining chair when I am drunk! | | | | पति: जब हमारी नई-नई शादी हुई थी तब तुम कितना तहजीब से बोलती थी और अब।
पत्नी: पहले मैं रामायण देखती थी और अब क्राइम पैट्रोल देखती हूँ। | | | | जयपुर में गाइड अब ये भी बताया करेंगे कि...
यही वो जगह है जी जहाँ संजय लीला भंसाली पिटे थे। | | | | पत्नी: सुनो मेरे मुँह में मच्छर चला गया, अब क्या करूँ?
पति: पगली ऑल आउट पी ले, 6 सेकेंड में काम शुरू। | | | | Age has been the perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth. | | | |
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