SantaBanta Universal Jokes

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for February 23, 2017 Posted: 22 Feb 2017 10:30 AM PST The Complete Makeover More Visuals .. Keep Harping On A boss was educating an employee on effective sales technique. "The main thing to remember is that repetition, repetition, repetition is the keynote!" he advised. "If you have a product to sell, keep harping on it in every possible way, cram it down people's throats and beat them over the head with it! Above all, don't ever forget to repeat and repeat and repeat! It's the only way to get results!" "Yes, sir!" the employee answered. "And now, what was it you came in to see me about?" the boss asked. The employee replied, "A Raise! A Raise! A Raise! A Raise! A Raise! A Raise! A Raise!" More Jokes .. नयी बहु! बड़ी बहु BSNL शांत स्वभाव हमेशा घूंघट ओढ़े रहती थी। नो नेटवर्क प्रॉब्लम। फिर बाद में दूसरी बहुएं आईं, सुंदर लालपरी सी Airtel कुछ ही सैकेंड में सारे काम। Modern बहु Idea आई। जो दुनिया बदल देती थी। गोरी-चिट्टी विदेशी मेम Vodafone भी आई बहु बनकर। जैसे-तैसे सब अपने अपने पत्नी धर्म निभा रही थीं। कि ना जाने कहाँ से ये लटके झटके दिखाती, बलखाती, सबके होश उड़ाती, छप्पन छुरी Jio आ गई। जो सौतन बनकर सारी बहुओं का जीना हराम कर रही है। More Hindi Jokes .. Picture SMS Hoodie is just a Ghunghat that was born and brought up in America! If nothing can travel faster than the speed of light, how come I see women drivers turn before I see their signal light? The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his cheque-book open! More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS Hoodie is just a Ghunghat that was born and brought up in America! If nothing can travel faster than the speed of light, how come I see women drivers turn before I see their signal light? The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his cheque-book open! Hindi SMS पप्पू लड़की देखने गया। लड़की का बाप: बेटा, शराब पीते हो? पप्पू: वो बाद में, पहले चाय बनवा दो। किसी ने बड़े प्यार से शादीशुदा आदमी से पूछा, "रात को ऑनलाइन कब आते हो?" दर्द की दीवारें हिल गयी जब उसनें कहा, . . . . . बर्तन धोने के बाद। प्रेमी: बेवफा तुमने दिल जला दिया, मेरा दिल जला कर राख कर दिया। प्रेमिका: तेरी कुरबानी बेकार नही जाएगी, भेज दे राख, बर्तन माँजने के काम आएगी। Quotes There is no need for temples, no need for complicated philosophies. My brain and my heart are my temples; my philosophy is the kindness.

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