SantaBanta Universal Jokes

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for February 2, 2017 Posted: 01 Feb 2017 10:30 AM PST Be A Guru More Visuals .. Miracle Cure A woman needed to visit the doctor's office just to have her throat swabbed for a culture. She sat in the waiting room for quite some time with her legs crossed, reading a magazine while other patients came and went. Suddenly her turn was called, but when she stood up to go in, she discovered her leg was "asleep". Not wanting to keep the nurse waiting, she limped and staggered toward the inner office door. She noticed one elderly lady nudging another who sat beside her, as the two of them sympathetically watched her painful progress. Five minutes later, her procedure completed and her leg back to normal, she walked easily back into the waiting room. As she strode past the two elderly ladies, she overheard one whisper triumphantly to the other, "See, Martha, I TOLD you he was a wonderful doctor!" More Jokes .. Picture SMS Interviewer: What are your strengths? Gym Freak: Shoulders, Biceps, Legs! At a wedding party: Some Uncle: Beta, take something. Girl: Oh yeah uncle, Do-Chaar Selfie Le Leti Hun! While Chatting: Boy: Hi Girl: I have a boyfriend. Boy: Oh! Milwa De Usse. Girl: Kyun? Boy: Bajrang Dal Wala Hun, Dono Ko Saath Mein Pitunga! More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS Interviewer: What are your strengths? Gym Freak: Shoulders, Biceps, Legs! At a wedding party: Some Uncle: Beta, take something. Girl: Oh yeah uncle, Do-Chaar Selfie Le Leti Hun! While Chatting: Boy: Hi Girl: I have a boyfriend. Boy: Oh! Milwa De Usse. Girl: Kyun? Boy: Bajrang Dal Wala Hun, Dono Ko Saath Mein Pitunga! Quotes Everybody's got the past. The past does not equal the future unless you live there.

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