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SantaBanta Universal Humour for February 25, 2017 Posted: 24 Feb 2017 10:30 AM PST Job Seekers More Visuals .. Cakes and Ale Here is a true story someone found regarding exams at Cambridge University. It seems that during an examination one day a bright young student popped up and asked the proctor to bring him Cakes and Ale. The following dialog ensued: Proctor: I beg your pardon? Student: Sir, I request that you bring me Cakes and Ale. Proctor: Sorry, no. Student: Sir, I really must insist. I request and require that you bring me Cakes and Ale. At this point, the student produced a copy of the four hundred year old Laws of Cambridge, written in Latin and still nominally in effect, and pointed to the section which read (roughly translated): "Gentlemen sitting examinations may request and require Cakes and Ale." Pepsi and hamburgers were judged the modern equivalent, and the student sat there, writing his examination and happily slurping away. Three weeks later, the student was fined five pounds for not wearing a sword to the examination. More Jokes .. विनम्र निवेदन! बिस्किट बनाने वाली कंपनियों को विनम्र निवेदन: पहले मारी वालो कृपया मारी बिस्किट का आकार कम कीजिये या फिर कप बनाने वाली कंपनी के लोगों से एक बार बात करके तो देखें। दूसरा Parle G वालों से निवेदन है कि बिस्किट के घोल में थोडा सा अंबुजा सीमेंट भी मिला कर दें। चाय में डुबोते ही ग़श खा कर उसी कप में आत्महत्या कर लेता है। रस्क डुबो के खाने वालो से निवेदन है कि चाय पीते समय बंगाली भाषा का प्रयोग करें, "अमी चाय खाबो"। एक रस्क चाय में डुबोते ही आधा कप खाली हो जाता है और 2 रस्क में आप चाय खा जाते हैं। More Hindi Jokes .. Picture SMS Anger is a great force. If you control it, it can be transmuted into a power which can move the whole world. Banta: What do women and fire engines have in common? Santa: When they are around, everybody knows! Every time I look at my marriage album, my wife reminds me... Damn! you are one lucky man and I have no option but to agree! More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS Banta: What do women and fire engines have in common? Santa: When they are around, everybody knows! Every time I look at my marriage album, my wife reminds me... Damn! you are one lucky man and I have no option but to agree! If dentist makes his money off people with unhealthy teeth, then why should I trust a toothbrush and a toothpaste that 4 out of 5 dentists recommend! Hindi SMS जिस दिन भी सोचता हूँ कि जिंदगी में कुछ बड़ा करना है... . . . . . . घर वाले उसी दिन सब्जी लाने भेज देते हैं। टीचर: सूर्य के पास कौन सा ग्रह है? हरियाणवी छात्र: एक मिनिट बता रिया हूँ। टीचर: जल्दी बताओ। हरियाणवी छात्र: बता रिया हूँ, मर क्यू री है? टीचर: शाबाश बैठ जाओ। लो आ गएअच्छे दिन... . . . . . . . . . . . . आज शनिवार है और कल रविवार। Quotes Anger is a great force. If you control it, it can be transmuted into a power which can move the whole world.

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