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SantaBanta Universal Humour for June 26, 2014 Posted: 25 Jun 2014 11:30 AM PDT The Divine Frog! A family are driving in their car on holidays. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car. He gets out and takes the frog and carries him to the side of the road. The frog is grateful, thanks the man and tells him that he will grant him a wish. The man says, "Please make my dog win the next dog race." The frog asks to look at the dog, which limps out of the car. The frog notices that the dog only has three legs, it very fat, and can barely move at all so he tells the man that he thinks it is almost impossible to fulfil his wish and asks that the man will tell him another wish. The man says, "Well, then please make my wife win the next beauty contest in the area." The frog asks him to tell his wife to get out of the car. Wife comes out of the car and approaches the frog. The frog turns to the man and says, "Could I please have another look at the dog?" More Jokes .. दोस्त और दोस्ती! रिजल्ट अगर अच्छा हो तो माँ: भगवान की कृपया है। पापा: बेटा किसका है। दोस्त: चल दारू पीते हैं। रिजल्ट अगर बुरा हो तो माँ: आग लगे ऐसे कॉलेज में। पापा: लाड-प्यार ने बिगाड़ दिया है। दोस्त: चल दारु पीते हैं। नौकरी लगने पर माँ: भगवान का लाख-लाख शुक्र है। पापा: मन लगा कर काम करना। दोस्त: चल दारु पीते हैं। नौकरी छूटने पर माँ: नौकरी ही खराब थी। पापा: कोई बात नहीं दूसरी मिल जाएगी। दोस्त: चल दारु पीते हैं। शादी पर माँ: सदा सुखी रहो। पापा: खुश रहो। दोस्त: चल दारु पीते हैं। प्यार में दिल टूटने पर माँ: बेटा भूल जा उसको। पापा: मर्द बन। दोस्त: चल दारु पीते हैं। दुनिया चाहे कितनी भी बदल जाये दोस्त कभी नहीं बदलते। More Hindi Jokes .. Picture SMS Too often we give children answers to remember rather than problems to solve. There's lots of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it. I did many films despite knowing it will be flop. More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS After reading the form filled by Santa, the Interviewr said: We do have an opening for you. Santa: What is it? Interviewer: It's not what, it's where... and it's called DOOR! Punjabi Girl to her Bengali boyfriend in College: Main Kidan Lag Rahi Hain? Bengali Boyfriend: Bhalo! Girl: Aur Tu Bandar. Kutte... Kamine... Dafa Ho Ja! Buri Nazar Wale... . . . . . You are welcome! It's a hoarding message outside an Optical Store! Hindi SMS एक छोटा सा पर बहुत खतरनाक विचार जो ना जाने कितने ही लडकों की जिंदगी खराब कर देता है; . . . . . . "भाई वो तुझे देख रही थी।" ग्रुप के सभी मेम्बर को सूचित किया जाता है कि स्विस बैंक से जारी सूची में अगर किसी मेम्बर का नाम आता है तो उसे ग्रुप से बर्खास्त कर दिया जायेगा। अच्छा है वह पहले ही ग्रुप को सूचित कर दे। जब भी तुम्हारा मैसेज आता है; मेरा रोम-रोम मचल जाता है, अंग-अंग में गुदगुदी होती है। जानते हो क्यों? . . . . क्योंकि . . . . यह साला मोबाइल हर वक़्त वाइब्रेटर पर होता है। Trivia Canada produces about 85 per cent of the world's maple syrup. The only other place it's made is the northeastern United States. A disease called "Exercise-Induced Anaphylaxis" literally causes people to be 'allergic' to exercise. Quotes We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next-door neighbour. Amazing as it sounds, the ball hit my moustache. It was a moustache goal. The red carpet feels like a war zone, except you cannot fly or fight; you just have to stand there and take it.

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