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SantaBanta Universal Humour for July 19, 2014 Posted: 18 Jul 2014 11:30 AM PDT Outdoorsman!!! During my medical examination my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. I described a typical day this way: "Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk, about 7 miaDuring my medical examination my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. I described a typical day this way: "Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk, about 7 miles, through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes and I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I took a few 'leaks' behind some big trees. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I drank eight beers." Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an outdoors man!" "No," I replied, "just a shitty golfer!" More Jokes .. मैं सीख रहा हूँ! एक बार एक गाँव में तीर-अंदाज़ी की प्रतियोगिता चल रही रही थी। 3 नकाबपोश आदमी उसमे भाग लेने के लिए आये। पहले नकाबपोश ने तीर चलाया और तीरा लक्ष्य के ठीक बीचों-बीच जाकर लगा। आदमी ने अपना नक़ाब उतारा और बोला, "मैं रॉबिन हुड हूँ।" लोगों ने खूब तलिया बजायी और उसका स्वागत किया। फिर दूसरे नकाबपोश ने तीर चलाया तो तीर लक्ष्य के बीच लगे रॉबिन हुड के तीर को चीरता हुआ चला गया। उसने अपना नक़ाब उतार और बोला, "मैं विलियम टेल हूँ।" अब तीसरे आदमी ने तीर चलाया तो तीर लक्ष्य से बहुत दूर जाकर गिरा। आदमी ने अपना नक़ाब उतारा तो संता था। सभी लोग उसे घूर-घूर कर देख रहे थे तो संता बोला, "माफ़ करना दोस्तो मैं सीख रहा हूँ।" More Hindi Jokes .. Picture SMS Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I'd be the talk of the day. When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but with creatures of emotion, creatures bristling with prejudice, and motivated by pride and vanity. Imagination is the beginning of creation. You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine and at last you create what you will. More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS Teacher to Pappu: What is number Seven, Even or Odd? Pappu: Even. Teacher: How can you make seven even? Pappu: Remove the 'S'! God has given you many things like Money Status Power Friends Family and a lot more. And it's called... . . . . . . Allah Meherbaan To Gadha Pehalwan! Boyfriend is fun but Husband is gun; Boyfriend is light of moon but Husband is the month of June Boy friend is Tutti Frutti but Husband is Qismat Phooti! Hindi SMS अगर लड़की मेकअप लगा कर सज धज कर और नए कपड़े पहनकर, किसी शादी या पार्टी में जा रही हो, तो समझ लो कि... . . . . . . अगले दिन, या तो उसकी Profile की फोटो बदली होगी या Relationship Status। तुझे आँसू भरी वो दुआ मिले जिसे कभी न इंकार खुदा करे; तुझे हसरत न रहे कभी जन्नत की; खुदा खुशियाँ की बारिश तुम्हारे ऊपर करे। रमज़ान मुबारक! कोई गिला कोई शिकवा न रहे आपसे; यह रिश्ता हमारा ऐसा ही रहे आपसे; माफ़ कर देना अगर हो जाये कोई खता हमसे; ख़फ़ा न होना बस यही फरियाद है आपसे। Quotes Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever. And when it rained, I'd be the talk of the day. The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced. When dealing with people, remember you are not dealing with creatures of logic, but with creatures of emotion, creatures bristling with prejudice, and motivated by pride and vanity.

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