SantaBanta Universal Jokes

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SantaBanta Universal Humour for July 18, 2014 Posted: 17 Jul 2014 11:30 AM PDT Second Appendix??? A man phoned his doctor very late at night saying his wife appeared to have Appendicitis. "That's impossible," the physician replied, peeved at being woken up after midnight. "She had an appendectomy last year. Don't be stupid. Only a moron like you would wake me up for something this idiotic. Have you ever seen anybody with a second appendix?" "No, you are the moron!" the husband replied. "Haven't you ever seen anybody with a second wife?" Cow Horns A blonde asked a farmer, "Why doesn't this cow have any horns?" The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone, "Well, cattle can do a lot of damage with horns. Sometimes we keep them trimmed down. Still, there are some breeds of cattle that never grow horns. But the reason this cow doesn't have horns is because it's a horse." More Jokes .. Picture SMS टीचर: आज तुमने स्कूल देर से आने का कौन सा नया बहाना सोचा है? पप्पू: सॉरी टीचर, आज मैं इतनी तेज दौड़कर आया हूं कि बहाना सोचने का मौका ही नहीं मिला। हम आपको याद करते हैं; महे रमज़ान में यही फरियाद करते हैं; बख्शे हर गुनाह ख़ुदा सब के; बस यही दुआ करते हैं। रमज़ान मुबारक़! आज हूँ तो कल नहीं; कल वाली नहीं परसों; फिर आऊंगी बाद महीना; बाट न देखें बरसों। More Picture SMS .. Clean SMS Smiling to someone old means Respect; Smiling to a child connotes Innocence; Smiling to friend is a sign of Care and Trust; Smiling alone seeing a mobile, a totally mental case. Still Smiling! Please pray for my neighbour's wife. We are on our way to the hospital now. She swallowed a 16GB Memory Card and she is singing all the songs on it. We don't know what will happen when... . . . . . she gets to the videos folder! Facebook Fact: Everyone makes an Account for finding friends and relatives; and then becomes addicted to collect "Likes and Comments"! Hindi SMS एक आदर्श पत्नी वो होती है जो, . . . . . . . बरतन, कपड़े, झाड़ू, पोंछा...कहने का मतलब घर के सभी काम करने में पति की मदद करे। टीचर: आज तुमने स्कूल देर से आने का कौन सा नया बहाना सोचा है? पप्पू: सॉरी टीचर, आज मैं इतनी तेज दौड़कर आया हूं कि बहाना सोचने का मौका ही नहीं मिला। 'सुख' तुम्हें उतना ही मिलेगा जितना तुमने पुण्य किया होगा; परन्तु, 'शांति' उतनी ही मिलेगी जितनी पत्नी की इच्छा होगी! Quotes Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet. The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain. Just in terms of allocation of time resources, religion is not very efficient. There's a lot more I could be doing on a Sunday morning.

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